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DriveCraft Minecraft Server

Girlfriend, Borrowing, Stumbling, ah, Crashing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting towed and impounded is your opponent’s base! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!

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CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

Crashcraft, Caution, traffic, Vehicle, road safety

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

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Welcome to Crumpton SMP: Where crashing from too many mods is basically a right of passage! Let’s get crafting – and crashing!

casual play, Custom Modpack, Redstone, Economy, Crumpton

Crumpton SMP Server Overview

Server Name Crumpton SMP

Server Type Modded Survival

Custom Modpack Yes

Supported Platforms Java

Discord Link Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions in the welcome channel.

2. Is the server modded or vanilla?

The server is modded with a custom modpack created by the Crumpton crew.

3. What type of additions does the modpack include?

The modpack includes additions related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transport, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.

4. Is the server currently online?

Yes, the server is currently online and ready for players to join.

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CrashCraft: Where even faggots can rage about their PC crashing!

Hardware, Mac, mac vs pc, trannie, Roping

Are you tired of faggots seething about their crashing PCs and trannies roping because Linux has no software? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so awesome that even Mac users are choosing us over their beloved computers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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Zombie Apocalypse Funland

Technology, Crashing, Murder Drones, FUNLAND, Impact

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the PvP battles are so intense that even Nori’s slaps can send players flying! Imagine the sheer power behind those slaps if they can take down someone wielding an Uzi. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness Nori’s legendary slapping skills in action. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about surviving in this wild and wacky world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to withstand Nori’s mighty slaps!

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FateCraft: Where Citra Nightly 2104 can’t ruin your fun!

Citra Nightly 2104, bugs, daijoubu, Crashing, save file issue

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t crash on you like Citra Nightly 2104? Look no further, because our server is as stable as a creeper on a leash!

Join us for unlimited fun and adventure, where you won’t have to worry about black screens or crashes. Our server is so reliable, it makes Citra look like a potato computer trying to run Minecraft on max settings.

Forget about Reddit drama and community site lynchings, come join us for a smooth sailing experience that will leave you saying, “daijoubu”! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build some epic structures together!

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CraftyKoreans: Where crashing an airliner is just part of the game!

pilot error, part, elder respect, elder leadership, elder obedience

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your expectations of what a gaming experience should be like!

Join us for a wild ride where even the Koreans are crashing airliners because they were too afraid to question their elder players. But don’t worry, we promise our admins are much more responsible when it comes to flying in-game!

With crazy adventures around every corner and a community that’s always ready to help you navigate through the chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and see why crashing planes is just the beginning of the fun!

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SunscreenCraft

outdoor activity, park, skincare, tinted sunscreen, Respect

Are you tired of being yelled at for wanting to protect your skin while going for a walk? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from aggressive sunscreen haters!

Join us for a world where sunscreen application is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Build your own sunscreen castle, ride sunscreen-coated horses, and battle evil sunscreen-stealing monsters.

Don’t let anyone tell you that sunscreen is a waste of time, join our server and show them the true power of SPF protection! Plus, we have a special “Sunscreen Warrior” rank for those who truly embrace the sunscreen lifestyle.

So come on, join our server and let your skin shine bright like a diamond (protected by sunscreen, of course)!

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SingleCraft Minecraft Server

freedom, self-care, self improvement, enjoy being alone, Peace of mind

Are you tired of being tied down in a relationship and ready to mingle with some blocky buddies instead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find love in the form of rare diamond ores and enchanting adventures. Who needs a significant other when you can have a pet creeper as your loyal companion? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is looking for a date, so you never know what kind of romantic shenanigans you might get into on our server. So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle ever!

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NoSleepNoDieCraft

unique death, unusual death, death imagination, death choice, death options

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to choose a hilarious way to die! Forget about boring old natural deaths, here you can go out in style!

Join us and challenge your creativity by coming up with the most outrageous death scenarios. From being squished by a giant chicken to getting eaten by a pack of rabid llamas, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a zombie pigman!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, the crazier your death, the more epic your respawn will be. Let the games begin!

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