Crapgamer Reviews Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bait Battles: Pedo Edition

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mines Excavated:	2705	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6531	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of which is the superior paedobait series! Join us as we build INSANE structures inspired by your favorite paedobait shows and movies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a FIERCE army of llama warriors who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you UNLIMITED POWER in the game.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a WILD adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a few paedobait references along the way. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Old Farts Craft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Towns Built:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and celebrate the absurdity of life! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Disco Llama.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

BlockySniperz Minecraft Madness

Accuracy, BlockySniperz, Campers, Competitive Gaming, First Person Shooter, Gaming, headshots, long range, madness, marksmanship, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, patience, Precision, Shooter, SNIPERS, stealth, strategy, tactical, team play, video games, virtual warfare

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate sniper showdown! Our server is filled with expert marksmen who will headshot you from across the map before you even know what hit you. But don’t worry, we also have sniper chickens that will help you hone your skills and become the best sharpshooter in all of Minecraft!

Not convinced yet? Well, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Sniper King, a player who once hit a triple headshot while riding a unicorn through a field of exploding creepers. If you can impress the Sniper King with your skills, you will be granted access to the secret sniper club, where only the most elite players are allowed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your sniping skills in the most epic way possible!

Crafty McCraftface: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world filled with Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration and Yo-Kai Watch Event rerun madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that we’re even testing out Cross-Region Data Center Travel and hosting a PvP Series 5 that will blow your mind. And if you’re looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells, we’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6.

Oh, and did we mention the meetups? Join us on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder Orbonne Monastery MINE Run (ID: 473801309) or on April 26 at 6:00 PM EDT for a Shogun Watch Party episodes 9 and 10 at Zalera, Mist, Ward 11, Plot 54 (ID: 474400408). It’s going to be more fun than trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper blowing up your best build!

DrunkCraft: The Hangover Edition

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! Have you ever woke up at 4 AM and thought, “I need to play Minecraft right now”? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, it’s always 4 AM somewhere!

Join us for drinking kind of morning where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your liver). Build a house out of beer cans, mine for vodka diamonds, and battle zombie bartenders in the nightclub dungeon.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chaste Creeper Chaos: Where Blocks Drop and Players Pop!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaste virginal heronies (yes, you read that right). Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one of these chaste virginal heronies, you will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dropped – a mysterious being that keeps dropping random items all over the map. Some say that if you collect all of these items, you will be granted with the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Gloop’s Yoinky Adventures

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “yoinky” in excitement? Look no further than our EPIC server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and RAINBOWS!

Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t handle our LEVELS OF COOLNESS!

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident LLAMA OVERLORD who rules the server with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the YOINKY madness for yourself!

LOLcraft: Anomalous Collapse

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	821599
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the gameplay is so fun, it’ll make you question reality! But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of pic related being way too good on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, pic related is so OP that it’ll make you question why you ever played on any other server before!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures, CRAZY challenges, and UNBELIEVABLE rewards! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft server of all time!

But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and prepare for the WACKIEST Minecraft journey of your life!

MindCraft: Where Your Brainwaves Control the Game!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	2301
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have Siddharth Hariharoan attempting to control a toy helicopter with his mind! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so advanced that we use the MindWave Mobile device by NeuroSky to read brain waves and make the impossible possible.

If you want to witness this mind-blowing (literally) spectacle, then join our server now! Who knows, you might even be able to control your Minecraft character with your thoughts. The possibilities are endless on our server, where we take gaming to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft gaming. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking!

27th Heaven Minecraft Server: Where Episode 27 is the Greatest Thing Ever!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where Episode 27 is like the holy grail of gaming experiences! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you with diamond swords! But don’t worry, because our server is equipped with anti-llama shields to protect you from their wrath.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from all corners of the Minecraft universe just to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame the Diamond Chicken, it will lead you to a secret realm filled with enchanted golden carrots and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and mind-blowing structures imaginable. From giant pixel art to floating castles made entirely of cake blocks, the creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where every corner holds a new surprise and every block has a story to tell. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!