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Pixelated Penitentiary: Where Crafting Meets Confinement

confinement, Crafting, criminal justice, Food, incarceration, incarceration experience, meets, penitentiary, pixelated, Prison, prison conditions, prison cuisine, prison culture, prison diet, prison environment, Prison Experience, Prison food, prison food quality, prison life, prison meals, prison routine, prison society, prison system, punishment, Rehabilitation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1450	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be served prison food! Unless you want to, in which case we have a special “Prison Cuisine” plugin for all you hardcore roleplayers out there.

Join us for a wild ride as we recreate the chaos of a real-life prison in Minecraft. Build your own cell with bars made of diamond blocks, or team up with other inmates to plan a daring escape using only pickaxes and TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Escapee’s Paradise” minigame, where you must outsmart guards and avoid being caught in order to win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden apples and rare mob spawners.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of prison life without actually getting arrested? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive behind bars – or better yet, break free and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

4chan Marriage Madness Minecraft Server – Where Dreams (and Memes) Come to Life!

4chan, babies, Community, culture, DATING, disillusionment, dream, dreams, ethnicity, Expectations, Gender Roles, internet, Life, madness, Marriage, memes, Men, Minecraft, online forums, Race, relationships, Server, social norms, society, Stereotypes, white woman

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of being rejected by beautiful white women in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own perfect white waifu and live out all your wildest fantasies! No more getting friend-zoned or ghosted, just pure pixelated love and companionship.

Join our server and experience a world where you can finally have the beautiful white wife of your dreams without any of the real-life drama. Build a cozy pixelated home together, go on romantic pixelated dates, and even have pixelated babies to carry on your legacy. Who needs real women when you have a virtual white waifu who will never leave your side?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the disappointment of real-life relationships. Your perfect white waifu is waiting for you to log in and start your happily ever after in the pixelated world of love and adventure!

CubeHeroCraft

Boxpvp, CubeHeroCraft, free, game modes, hard work, Minecraft, Ranking, skill, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Farms Harvested:	131	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

We offer a 100% free ranking system designed to reward skill and hard work, integrated into a wide variety of different game modes, including: – BoxPvP – SkyBlock – Survival

oyna.cubeherocraft.com

Little Small World

Adventure, Auctionhouse, Chaos, Chill, Community, creativity, Discord, Discordsrv, dsmp, Dynmap, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Graves, Help, Hermitcraftlike, LGBTQ, Lgbtqfriendly, Minecraft, minecraft server, Ping, Radius, Resources, Server store, Shops, small world, Smallworld, smp, Support, Survival, Village, Voicechat, world border, worldborder

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
New Chunks Explored:	394450	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

This world is an idea I have one day amid class boredom (and a bit of depression). It is a world with a 100 radius world border centered in a village. What will you do in this world? Cause chaos? Help people? Farm resources? Who knows! We would love to find out, so please don’t be afraid to stop by!Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052Discord – https://discord.gg/SezXMNpHWs (not sure if this link works lol)Server Store – littlesmallworld.tebex.io

Please if you have any issues at all, do not be afraid to ping me! I am always open to helping someone!

142.4.207.221:25606

Mori’s Morning Madness Minecraft Server

Appearance, Audience, Broadcast, Celebrity, Entertainment, guest, host, interview, Live, madness, Media, Minecraft, mori, Moris, morning, morning TV show, News, Performance, Presenter, segment, Server, Studio, talk show, Talk show host, television

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	192	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be rubbing elbows with celebrities like Mori, who once appeared on a morning TV show to showcase their epic builds! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to challenge them to a build-off and show off your own mad skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft superstar like Mori – join our server now!

Crafty Creeper Inn & Spa #420

(PILOT), #youtube, AO3, Assassin, Charlie, Crafty, creeper, Demons, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, hellhound, Helluva Boss, Hotel, INN, Kingdom, overpopulation, princess, receptionist, Rehabilitation, Spa, Startup

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the Cripple Edition OP Template like never before! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey inspired by Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.

Ever wanted to run your own small assassin business in Hell? Well, now you can with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona by your side. Take on crazy missions, survive each other’s antics, and maybe even make it to Heaven!

But that’s not all – as Princess Charlie of Hell, you can open your very own rehabilitating hotel for demons. Help reduce overpopulation in the kingdom by getting your patients to “check out” into Heaven. Who knew Hell could be so fun and quirky?

Download the pilots, binge-watch the episodes, and dive into the madness with us. Join our Discord for even more chaotic fun and check out our booru for some wild fan art.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a hellishly good time! Who knows, you might even find yourself running a startup in Hell before you know it.

SharpMC Official

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Factions War, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

SharpMC is An A LifeSteal Server Having So Much Cool Features Like Emotes and NameTagColor Tags Many more Things you can join that server by clicking on add server and add IP | play.sharpmc.fun Thank You So Much IF YOU HAVE JOINED!

play.sharpmc.fun:58130

MelodyCraft

alliances, chill server, Claim, Claim blocks, Economy, Forged, MelodyCraft, Minecraft, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Slimefun, smp, Survival, Towny, Tpa, Vanilla, Wars, weapons

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

This server is an SMP where wars are being fought, costly weapons can be forged and alliances can be made. SMP Survival Slimefun tpa claim plots claim blocks pvp enabled chill server

Melodycraft.playmc.nl:25689

Lich smp

Lich smp, Minecraft, play.lichsmp.my.id, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Buildings Constructed:	47	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Server IP: play.lichsmp.my.id

play.lichsmp.my.id

Devious Community Network: Where Mods and Monster-hunting Compete for Attention! Join us for Modded Mayhem!

Active, Attention, Community, compete, Dedicated, Devious, Environment, family, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Gratitude, Hardware, Improvement, INCLUSIVE, Join, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Monsterhunting, multiplayer, Network, Projects, Server, Welcoming

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	619	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Devious Community Network Overview

Modded Servers
ATM9
Vault Hunters 3 Sky Block
Ragnamod 7 (Newly Released)
Enigmatica 2 Expert Expanded
Nomifactory CEu

Our servers rotate based on activity, community interest, and suggestions.

High-Performance Dedicated Servers

Experience seamless gameplay on our dedicated servers with top-notch hardware for a lag-free experience. Minimal banned items and no pay-to-win elements.

More Than Minecraft

Our vision extends beyond Minecraft to bring like-minded individuals together to share interests, hobbies, and enjoy community events.

Join our Fun and Easy-Going Community

Join a community committed to creating a fun, welcoming environment. Value improvement, gratitude, and have a good time with us!

Join our Discord here

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the Devious Community Network?	You can join our network by connecting to one of our modded servers or by joining our Discord community.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the network?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements. We focus on providing a fair gaming experience for all players.
Can I suggest a modded server for the network?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for modded servers. Feel free to share your ideas with us on our Discord channel.
How can I get involved in community-driven projects?	Stay tuned for updates on our community-driven projects and get involved by participating in events and discussions on our Discord server.
Is there a minimum age requirement to join the Devious Community Network?	We welcome players of all ages to join our community, as long as they abide by our community guidelines and rules.