Crap Show MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL

Fans, shows, lol, dbz, cringe

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cringe harder than watching your old favorite anime, Oreigaru? Look no further! Our server is like the OG Gundam of Minecraft servers – outdated and full of awkward moments. But don’t worry, we’ve got pacing issues like DBZ to keep things interesting. Join us for a constant stream of second-hand embarrassment and questionable quotes that will make you rethink your life choices. Who needs Rent a girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now for a cringe-worthy experience you won’t soon forget!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
BedbugBlastMC

11, dangerous substances, Birthday, Pest Control, hazardous materials

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF! Like, this server is so wild, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!

Once upon a time, there was this girl who turned 11 on her birthday, but then her London neighbor straight up used bedbug poison on her and she died! But don’t worry, that won’t happen on this server cuz we got magical bedbug repellent that turns them into unicorns!

Join us and you’ll be swimming in diamonds, riding dragons, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends for life (or at least until someone steals your enchanted pickaxe).

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some epic pixel castles together! #RIPBedbugGirl #MinecraftMadness

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Welcome to Lillypad Forest, where the only thing more exclusive than our whitelist is our Proximity Voice Chat! 1.21 – Long Term!

Forest, Proximity, term, Survival, Whitelist

Lilypad Forest Minecraft Server

Overview
Join Lilypad Forest! With the update of 1.21 we wanted to create a new SMP that focuses on community and playing together with some lore. The server is a long term server that has been up for a month now. We focus on building really cool builds and doing ingame events together. We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players that can join our community! If this sounds like fun then come and join our discord! https://discord.gg/E9gdVRAX

Overview

Join Lilypad Forest! With the update of 1.21 we wanted to create a new SMP that focuses on community and playing together with some lore. The server is a long term server that has been up for a month now. We focus on building really cool builds and doing ingame events together. We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players that can join our community! If this sounds like fun then come and join our discord! https://discord.gg/E9gdVRAX

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been up?	The server has been up for a month now.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on community, building cool builds, and doing in-game events together.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players to join our community.

VidyaCrushed Minecraft Server

Destroyed, Minecraft, video games, Gaming, VidyaCrushed

Are you tired of Vidya ruining your life? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Vidya’s evil grasp as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with fellow players who have also been traumatized by Vidya.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their wild parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server’s resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Legend has it that whoever defeats the dragon in a dance battle will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Vidya in the dust and join our Minecraft server for a hilariously wild ride you’ll never forget!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
BdayLurker Minecraft Server

Server, ONLINE, picrel, social media, attention whore

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! So, tomorrow is my birthday and I just couldn’t resist the urge to attention whore about it on this server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to celebrate their special day in the virtual world, am I right?

Now, I know the picture quality is poor and my pencils are dull, but hey, at least I tried to prove my point with that blurry driver’s license pic. And let’s be real, who needs proof when you can just join this epic server and have a blast?

Join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a birthday party or two (virtual cake included, of course). Trust me, this place is so cool, you won’t want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
NoobNoMoreMC

sacrifice, Military, Xbox, boot camp, Sensitive

Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all, even those with a history of failed military attempts? Look no further! Our server is perfect for sensitive souls who prefer virtual battles over physical ones. Join us and receive exclusive discounts for veterans (even if your only battle scar is a sprained ankle). Plus, stand up and be recognized as a true warrior…or sit down and game on, we won’t judge! Come join the fun and prove that trying, even if it’s just trying to join the military, makes you a hero in our book.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
BagelCraft: Korea Confiscated Trader Joe’s

Joes, Seasoning, Everything but the Bagel, travel, regulations

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Trader Joe’s Everything but the Bagel seasoning is being confiscated at the airport in Korea. Why is this important, you ask? Because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but this precious seasoning! Join now to protect the bagel seasoning at all costs and become the ultimate seasoning warrior. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough seasoning, you can summon a giant bagel boss to battle. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! Join now and let the seasoning wars begin!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Vanilla Minecraft Server

Vanilla, Economy, Events, Whitelisted, smp

The owner of the server “Vanilla” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

0.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11385

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Davidscloud Servers: Home of The Most Confusing Server Description Ever!

Merchants, market, Connection, Discord, Creative

About Davidscloud

About

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection

Features

Our Minecraft server has a variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life

Features

With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds

Features

Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy.

Another Tidbit

Features

Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

Join our Discord

Got questions? Join our Discord to learn whatever you might like to know about our Minecraft servers such as commands, admin support, community rules, and more. https://discord.gg/davidscloud

Server Information

Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132

For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server – Remember the Fallen!

Trumpcraft, truth social, Donald J Trump Presidential Library, team trump, ptg

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server in the history of Minecraft servers! Join us for a yuge adventure filled with blocky walls, pixelated mobs, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the best builds. Believe me, nobody builds like we do. Our players are the most creative, the most talented, the best builders you’ve ever seen. And let me tell you, our redstone contraptions are so complex, even the Ender Dragon would be impressed.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can team up with President Donald J. Trump himself to defeat the creepers and zombies. That’s right, THE Donald Trump is a regular player on our server, and he’s always looking for new allies to help him Make Minecraft Great Again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most fantastic, incredible, unbelievable Minecraft adventure of your life. Believe me, you won’t regret it!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP