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BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Emeralds Found:	3704

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	298	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Animals Bred:	197	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	100	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!