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OrbanCraft: No Mediators Allowed

Allowed, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, diplomatic intervention, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, international relations, mediator., mediators, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbánCraft, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, ukraine war, Zelenskiy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	101	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Animals Bred:	104	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Orban are like, fighting it out in a virtual world? It’s like, totally bonkers, dude! You gotta join this server if you wanna see some epic battles between these two world leaders. Who knew they were such pro gamers, amirite? Plus, there’s like, dragons and unicorns and stuff roaming around, so it’s like a magical warzone. Join now for a wild ride, bro!

NobleCraft Saints

Achievements, canonization, catholicism, Christian saints, Christianity, devotion, FAITH, HOLY, Honor, inspiration, Legacy, medieval history, middle ages, miracles, Nobel Prize winners, NobleCraft, recognition, religious figures, Sainthood, Saints, Spiritual leaders

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	7488	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2128
Villages Defended:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

lol so like, imagine if u could hang out with the saints of the middle ages in minecraft. like, they won the nobel prize back then or whatever. so join our server and u can chill with them and maybe they’ll teach u how to build a castle out of diamonds or something. also, rumor has it that if u join, u might find the holy grail hidden somewhere in the world. so like, come join us and become a medieval legend or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

CerebellarCraft: NeuronCommPatterns

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	533	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got like, cerebellar neurons doing the cha-cha slide and stuff. It’s like a dance party in your brain, man. And get this, we got like, special treatments for all your movement disorders. Your character will be busting out sick dance moves while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like therapy and gaming all rolled into one. Join now and let your neurons party like it’s 1999!

2VIP 2MINE (2V2M) Minecraft server

2MINE, 2V2M, 2VIP, Advanced, Anarchy, balance, Cheats, cooperation, Create, destroy, developers, Donations, Explore, friendship, Fun, gameplay, History, Minecraft, mmo, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Projects, PvP, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, VMTeamCore, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Animals Bred:	176	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

?ㆍ2V2M – This is one of the servers of the VIP-Mine project from the developers of VMTeamCore. It is based on 2b2t mode with some elements from RPG and MMO mode. Basically, they balance the player’s gameplay in the game.

?ㆍOur team invites players to plunge into a world where everyone can find their place and be useful. Explore the world, destroy, create, write yourself into history, create large-scale projects and much more.

?ㆍJoin us on the 2V2M server and enjoy an advanced Minecraft game where friendship, cooperation and fun are the most important things!

mc.2v2m.ru

DysonSphere but the only thing modded is Steve’s dancing skills

#addons, airships, Biomes, building materials, Clockwork, Community, Create, dancing, decor, Discord, DysonSphere, Engaging experience, eureka, GregTech, Magic, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, server hardware, simulation, Skills, Space Addon, Steves, Uptime, Valkyrien Skies, Whitelist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

The Dyson Sphere

Server Overview
The modpack’s server is whitelist-only, offering a fantastic community and engaging modded experience using a blend of mods. Simple and quick whitelist process. Updated modpack.

FAQs:

What sets The Dyson Sphere modpack apart?

Introducing The Dyson Sphere modpack. It’s a pack built on Minecraft 1.20.1 inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’, trimmed to maximize gameplay and performance. Sphere is suitable for adventurers and tech enthusiasts, offering an immersive world with modded biomes, magic, and technology including Create and its addons, as well as Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies.

Focus on providing a modded experience that is accessible yet engaging. Tighter blend of mods for smoother gameplay. Ideal for casual gamers and dedicated Minecraft enthusiasts.

Our Promise:

We’re committed to providing a seamless, up-to-date experience. With top-of-the-line dedicated server hardware and regular updates, SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with daily restarts.

Server Info:

Version: Minecraft 1.20.1

Modpack: The Dyson Sphere

Difficulty: Mild

RAM Recommendation: 6GB minimum

Join Us! We’re looking for more members to join our server. Ready to be part of our community? Make a quick ticket on Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

Be Inspired! ✨

StateLinesMC Server

Adventure, Cross Country, crossing borders, crossing state lines, Exploring, interstate, interstate travel, Journey, long distance, new experiences, out of state, road trip, Server, state borders, state boundaries, state crossing, state hopping, state lines crossed, state to state, StateLinesMC, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3533
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is so wild, it’s been banned in multiple states for being too awesome!

Join us on our server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret underground society plotting to take over the world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

aspecto basuras, basuras, basurero, bienestar, booru, cuerpo en forma, desuarchive, Edición Smug sexy Lara, ejercicio, ejercicio físico, ENTRENAMIENTO, fit, FITNESS, hábitos saludables., hilo anterior, Minecraft, rutina de ejercicio, SALUD, Server, tema del hilo, Trash, TrashCraft, vida saludable

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	722
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only workout you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and running away from creepers! Our server is like a virtual gym for your fingers, as you click and tap your way to victory.

Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fitness challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake, or racing against other players to see who can collect the most pork chops in 60 seconds. And don’t worry, our virtual personal trainer, Smug sexy Lara, will be there to cheer you on with motivational messages like “You can do it, just one more block!”

So come on, join us on this crazy journey of pixelated fitness and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Minecraft athlete. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped while crafting and exploring? Let’s get swole, Minecraft style!

AlienInvadersMCServer

alien army, alien invasion, alien invasion fiction, alien invasion plan, alien invasion plot, alien invasion scenario, alien invasion story, alien invasion strategy, alien invasion tactics, AlienInvadersMCServer, army attacks, conquer Earth, conquer humanity, earth invasion, extraterrestrial conquest, global domination, intergalactic warfare, invasion strategy, invasion tactics, leader of alien civilization, planetary domination

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of conquering the same old planets in your quest for intergalactic domination? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste time on boring old Earth when you can practice your invasion tactics on our virtual world?

Join us and lead your alien army to victory as you battle against other players in epic PvP battles. Build your own alien fortress, complete with laser turrets and force fields to keep out pesky Earthlings.

But beware, the humans on our server are not to be underestimated. They have mastered the art of redstone contraptions and will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those puny Earthlings who’s boss! Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up a few new invasion strategies along the way.

Press2Win or Die

Button, chance, Choice, consequences, danger, decision, Die, Dilemma, fate, gambling, Life, LUCK, MILLIONAIRE, mortality, opportunity, Press2Win, Probability, REWARD, Risk, temptation, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Votes:	7400	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pressing buttons is a way of life! Join us for a chance to press buttons that will either make you a Minecraft millionaire or send you to the respawn screen in the most epic way possible.

Imagine the thrill of pressing a button and suddenly being showered in diamonds and gold blocks, only to turn around and see a herd of zombie pigmen charging at you because you accidentally triggered a mob spawner.

But hey, that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with hidden buttons that could lead you to secret treasure rooms, unleash a horde of angry chickens, or even transport you to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of creepers.

So come on, take a chance and press that button. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server or die a hilarious death that will be talked about for generations. The choice is yours, but where’s the fun in playing it safe? Join us now and let the button pressing madness begin!

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

economic development, economic diversification, economic growth, economic indicators, economic reforms, economic sanctions, emerging market, GDP growth, global economy, high-income country, industrial output, international relations, investment opportunities, military spending, Minecraft, political stability, Redstone, resource-rich economy, Roubles, russia, sanctions, Server, war-driven economy, World Bank

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have a war-driven economy hotter than russia’s! the world bank even upgraded us to a ‘high-income country’ because our diamond mines are poppin’ off like crazy!

we have crazy battles where players fight for control of the server, and the winner gets to rule over their own kingdom with a pet dragon as their loyal companion.

our community is so lit, we have parties every night at the virtual club where players can dance the night away and show off their epic loot.

join us and experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!