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RespawnHeroes

Bravery, Commitment, danger, Dedication, Duty, emergency responders, Firefighters, health, Heroes, Honor, perseverance, Protection, resilience, RespawnHeroes, Risk, sacrifice, Safety, Selflessness, service, soldiers, work

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchantments Applied:	169

so like, this server is like being a soldier or firefighter but in minecraft. u gotta be brave and fight off creepers and zombies like a total hero. u can build epic bases and protect your friends from the evil mobs. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with way more fun and less actual danger. join this server if u wanna be a minecraft warrior and show everyone how tough u really are. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so that’s a bonus. come on, join us and be a hero in the world of blocks and pixels.

Team PVP

Bedwars, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hideandseek, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	212
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Grab your unlimited P4 set and jump down in the arena.

Our goal is just to have fun and practice in PVP.

Come to play.EkipPVP.com immediately and start improving your PVP.

play.EkipPVP.com

SpiritGG: Where fishing contests are taken more seriously than your actual job

Actual, battle, bedrock, Casual, Community, Contests, Discord, Enchants, Factories, Fishing, Friends, Fun, Ip:, Job, Minecraft, mobs, Other, PORT, PvE, Server, skins, smp, SpiritGG, Towny, VOICE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Farms Harvested:	786	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to SpiritGG!

Features:
🌟 Towny SMP! Build massive towns with your friends!
🎮 Bedrock Compatible. Join Today Using IP: play.spiritgg.com Port:26907
👼 Create resources with Factories!
🌈 Fishing Contests, Compete against other players for great rewards!
⚔️ Battle leveled mobs and increase skill levels!
🧲 Custom enchants and stylish tool skins to stand out!
👑 Be part of a community where your voice matters!
💬 Make new friends!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!

SERVER IP: play.spiritgg.com

VERSION: 1.20.X

DISCORD: discord.gg/k85dfwwtHb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the IP: play.spiritgg.com and port 26907
Is the server compatible with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
What version of Minecraft do I need to play on this server?	You will need Minecraft version 1.20.X to join.
Are there any special features on this server?	Yes, there are various features such as Towny SMP, Fishing Contests, Custom Enchants, and more!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

annoying habits, bathroom etiquette, DISRESPECTFUL, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, inconsiderate, male behavior, male incompetence, male stupidity, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men’s behavior, mens issues, Minecraft, Monsters, Pathetic, retarded, Server, stupid, toilet etiquette, toilet seat, uncivilized

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Tired of dealing with toilet seat drama in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds without falling into lava! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky toilet seat issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of toilet etiquette. Join us and experience a world where men are the ones who have to worry about putting the seat down!

Alright, I was trying to walk away from this and look the other SMP

#sexualassault, allegation, ALRIGHT, Awareness, Coincidence, Conspiracy, controversy, drugged, gawrgura, hololive, investigation, Justice, Party, raped, rumor, scandal, smp, socialmedia, speculation, Victim, Vtuber, walk

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5857	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Alright, listen up fellow gamers, because you won’t believe the wild adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft SMP! Rumor has it that our resident player, Gawr Gura, was not only drugged but also RAPED at a party in the game! Can you believe it? Who would do such a thing in Minecraft, of all places?

But wait, it gets even crazier – we’re talking about a party thrown by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, the infamous Minecraft legend decided to host a little shindig and things got out of hand. The drug of choice? Creeper dust, of course. And the way it was administered? Let’s just say it involved a lot of TNT and a sneaky potion mix.

And as for Hololive? Oh, they were definitely aware of the chaos that went down at the party. But hey, that’s just another day in the life of our Minecraft SMP. So come join us for some wild, unpredictable fun – just be sure to watch your back around those sneaky creepers!

SonSavage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bullying, Childhood, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deodorant, discipline, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family, Friends, Kids, Minecraft, parenting, peer pressure, personal hygiene, relationships, self esteem, self-care, Server, SonSavage, tough love, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of smelling like a sweaty pig in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about stinking up the place again! Just like Dylan’s friends, our players will let you know if you need to freshen up. But don’t worry, we won’t make you cry like Dylan did, we’ll just laugh and point fingers until you finally use deodorant. Our server is the perfect place to learn important life lessons, like personal hygiene and not being a stinky gamer. Join now and smell the difference!

OatmealGateCraft

7-hour-old oatmeal, aita, breakfast tray, calling out, cancerous tumor, chocolate chips, coffee, dad’s wife, digestive tract, diner, elderly man, Feeding, fresh food, hospital breakfast, hospital dinner, liquid diet, nurse assistant, nurse station, oatmeal, OatmealGateCraft, pain management, protein shake, puerto rican food, rice and beans, spiteful, surgery

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between the Creepers and the Endermen!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Nurse and the Wife over who gets to feed your Dad old oatmeal. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun, then look no further. Join our server today and let the madness begin!

CybertruckCrew Minecraft SMP

#Automotive, #sustainability, CAR, cybertruck, CybertruckCrew, design, eco-friendly, electric trucks, electric vehicles, EVs, Feedback, Future, innovation, luxury vehicles, Minecraft, Opinions, Owners, reviews, smp, SUV, Technology, tesla, Tesla community

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Towns Built:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of driving around in your boring old car or SUV? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to drive around in your very own Cybertruck! That’s right, forget about gas-guzzling vehicles, now you can cruise around in style in a virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground race track where you can test out your Cybertruck’s speed and agility. Rumor has it that the track was built by Elon Musk himself, who wanted a place to show off his latest creation.

So if you’re a Tesla owner looking for a new way to show off your ride, join our SMP today and experience the thrill of driving a Cybertruck like never before!

BlockyWorkFun

BlockyWorkFun, career fulfillment, job burnout, job challenges, job commitment, job engagement, job fulfillment, job goals, job growth, job happiness, job motivation, job passion, job performance, job relationships, job responsibilities, job rewards, job satisfaction, job stress, professional development, work-life balance, workplace culture

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Alien Abductions:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of being stuck in the boring real world, slaving away at a job you hate? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your mundane 9-5 grind.

On our server, you can become a professional block builder, a master of pixel art, or even a fearless explorer of the vast and dangerous lands. But be warned, rumors have it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why waste your time in the real world when you can join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your adventure awaits!

CraftyMaduroVsMusk

billionaire, BIZARRE, challenge accepted, controversial, CraftyMaduroVsMusk, elon musk, fight challenge, global politics, Headline News, international news, Maduro, Musk, Nicolas Maduro, political showdown, power struggle, president, social media buzz, Venezuela, viral challenge, world leaders

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	299
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Potions Brewed:	170

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy fights? well then u gotta join our server! we got musk and maduro goin at it in a epic battle to see who’s the real boss! u can join their teams and help them fight it out! who will win? who will lose? who knows! but it’s gonna be lit af! so join now and be part of the madness! trust me, u don’t wanna miss this! #teamelon #teammaduro #minecraftmadness