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SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, brother, BrotherlyGrudge, class disruption, college, derailed life, family, guidance counselor, high school, homelessness, kicked out, mad, Minecraft, misunderstanding, music equipment, parents, personal property, Resentment, Server, smoking weed, unresolved conflict, Upset

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

aita, Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

ChattingCraft, Closure, Communication, coping, death, emotional, family, Farewell, final words, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, last moments, Loss, love, Memories, regret, relationships, Remembrance, RIP, smp, Support

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

CraftyCaffeineBoost

alertness, balance, Breakfast, caffeine boost, coffee, CraftyCaffeineBoost, energy drinks, Exercise, Focus, healthy alternatives, hydration, Lifestyle, long-lasting energy, Matcha, morning routine, natural energy, nutrition, productivity, Sleep, tea, wellness

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the virtual world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more energy than a creeper on a sugar rush, so say goodbye to boring energy drinks and hello to non-stop fun and excitement.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Need a caffeine boost to keep up with the chaos? No problem! Our server is powered by a secret potion that will have you bouncing off the walls in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

UkrainianLandGrab Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, UkrainianLandGrab

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the ukrainian forces are dominating like never before! we have captured more land than russia has in ukraine in just one week! it’s like a virtual war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of tanks and soldiers. join us for the ultimate battle for supremacy and see if you can conquer as much land as the ukrainians! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for victory!

HostageCraft: Hamas Edition

breaking news, Conflict, Edition, extremist group, Hamas, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageCraft, international news, kills, MIDDLE EAST, News, spokesman, terror group, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, Wounds

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Votes:	4555
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af! We got creepers blowin’ up left n right, zombies chasin’ ya everywhere, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics! But wait, there’s more – our admin team is like the Avengers, always savin’ the day and makin’ sure everyone has a blast!

And get this, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – diamonds, emeralds, you name it! But be careful, there’s a rumor goin’ around that a creeper army is guardin’ it, so you better bring your A-game!

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server breathin’ fire on anyone who tries to mess with us? Yeah, we’re basically the badasses of Minecraft.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turnin’ back. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome!

BurpCraftFartLand

Behavior, bodily functions, BurpCraftFartLand, burps, code-switching, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Diversity, Etiquette, farts, funny habits, humor, Language, linguistic diversity, Manners, social behavior, social customs, Social Interaction, social norms, taboo

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	2474	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A BUNCH OF FOLKS WHO CODE-SWITCH THEIR BURPS AND FARTS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE WALKING AROUND AND HEARING SOMEONE BURP IN JAVA AND FART IN PYTHON. IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WHO CAN DO THE MACARENA. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT? COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT FUN AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER BURPING FARTING CODER.

RatPoisonRave

Anticoagulant rodenticide, Attention, Biodiversity, carnivore declines, conservation, contamination, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, food chains, Global, human health, Poisoning, PREDATORS, rat poison, RatPoisonRave, research, study, toxic chemicals, wildlife

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got rats on steroids runnin around like they own the place. these rats be eatin some next level rat poison, makin em super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to enter their territory. but don’t worry, we got some epic predators on the server too, all hyped up on that rat poison and ready to take down those beefed up rodents. it’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with carnivores and rats dukin it out for supremacy. so come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to survive in this wild world of ARs and predators!

Vanilla Teams

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, PvP Crystal PvP Team Points Leaderboard KOTH Optimized Crystals Economy Shop Auto Maxed Villagers Java Edition Server Events Friends Top Minecraft Survival PvPvE Crystals Villagers Events Leaderboard, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Vanilla Teams is a 1.20+ Java Edition Minecraft Server. The server primarily focuses on Team Based Crystal PvP while incorporating small PvE elements. Fight with your friends to win events like KOTH to win Team Points and get to the Top of the Leaderboard! We feature; – Optimized Crystals – Economy Shop – Auto Maxed Villagers We look forward to seeing you on! – vanillateams.net

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