CraftyTomoko’s Server

Unhealthy, fat acceptance, fat shaming, self-acceptance, obese

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join? Because Tomoko should be a fat fuck, that’s why! And on our server, we fully embrace the chaos and madness that comes with that statement.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of Tomoko, but instead of her usual skinny self, she’s a chunky, lovable blob. Why? Because why the heck not! Our server is all about breaking the rules and having a good time, so if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, this is the place to be.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Tomoko’s Big Feast” where players compete to see who can eat the most virtual cake in a limited amount of time. The winner gets a special prize, like a pet pig named Tomoko Jr. who follows them around and oinks encouragingly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embrace the madness. Tomoko may be a fat fuck, but she’s our fat fuck, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

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CraftyBarTales Minecraft SMP

unforgettable moments, customer antics, Bartenders, WILDEST, strange encounters

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the bartenders are actually villagers serving up potions instead of drinks. And like, the wildest thing I saw was when this player rode in on a pig while wearing a chicken suit and started challenging everyone to a dance-off. It was so crazy, but also kinda lit, you know? So if you wanna join this server and witness some insane shenanigans like that, hit me up for the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper or something, then you might explode from all the fun. 🐷🍹🕺 #MinecraftMadness #VillagerVibes

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PixelPayday – Mining for Diamonds!

job decision, job selection, job choice, Mining, fulfillment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same salary as a CEO! That’s right, you can earn a diamond for every dirt block you break – talk about a raise!

Join us and become the wealthiest miner in the virtual world. Build your empire with blocks made of pure gold, rule over your subjects with an iron fist (literally, because iron blocks are worth a fortune here), and live out your wildest dreams of becoming a blocky billionaire.

Forget about boring old real-life jobs, on our server, you can be a professional block breaker and get paid like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start stacking those virtual coins higher than the tallest tower in Minecraft!

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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

peace talks, Concessions, Minecraft, international relations, power dynamics

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland, bro.

and get this, we have a secret underground lair where all the players can battle it out in epic PvP battles. like, imagine fighting a giant spider with a diamond sword while riding a llama. it’s pure madness, man.

also, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can make you invincible for, like, forever. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super secret.

so, like, come join us on this crazy minecraft server and let’s have the time of our lives. who needs reality when you have a world where anything is possible, right? let’s do this!

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BirdCowPocalypseMC

Undetected, spread, Cows, pandemic preparedness, disease control

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE SECRET BIRD FLU COWS THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES! CDC DATA SHOWS THAT OUR SERVER IS THE HOTSPOT FOR EPIC CROSS-SPECIES INFECTIONS AND CHAOS! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH APOCALYPTIC MINECRAFT MADNESS! #BIRDFLUCOWS #CDCSECRETS #MINECRAFTMAYHEM

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Nvidia 6090 Next Gen Server

graphics processing unit, innovation, Gen, 6090, Server

lol imagine playing minecraft on a potato computer when u could be on our server with the next gen nvidia graphics cards like the 6090!!! ur blocks will be so sharp u could cut a diamond with them. and get this, our server is so lit that herobrine himself comes to hang out and build with us. he even taught us how to ride ender dragons and turn creepers into friendly pets. u don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness, join now before the 6090 graphics cards take over the world and u get left behind in pixelated dust.

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Zebra Giraffe Survival Boosters

coexistence, Giraffes, Biodiversity, American Naturalist, ecosystem

come join our epic minecraft server where zebras and giraffes are BFFs and work together to take down creepers and zombies! it’s like a real-life safari but with blocky animals and explosive fun! you won’t find this kind of animal teamwork anywhere else, so hop on and join the wildest adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!

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The Eternal Region

community-driven, limited resources, Growing Community, Mature Players, Anti-Griefing

The Eternal Region [SMP]

Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships.

Invite Link https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG

What Makes Us Different?

A True Survival Challenge	We started just 3 days ago, meaning you have the rare chance to grow with us from the very beginning. Resources are limited as our world border started at 1000 blocks wide and expands by 250 blocks daily—encouraging creativity, competition, and cooperation.
Survival Island Spawn	Work together with the community to thrive on our starting island, or venture out to find your own.
Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Tweaks	No Phantom’s (bats drop membranes instead!) Anti-Enderman Grief (protect your builds from random chaos) Double Shulker Shells

A True Community Experience – The End is currently locked, waiting for a future community event to conquer it together. Meanwhile, the Nether is open, waiting for brave explorers! Simple Voice Chat – No need for Discord! Connect and communicate seamlessly with proximity-based voice chat. Anti-Griefing Measures – We have an instant rollback system to remove griefers from existence (well, their blocks at least). So, trolls only waste their time, not yours! Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy – We’re considering a permit-style system for shops, making for a more balanced and rewarding trading experience. Community-Driven Future – Every major update and change is decided by our players through community polls. Your voice matters here!

Apply to Join!

We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure!

Froggy Dreams Server 1.20.5

influence, uncool, Images, Behavior, Position

Yo, bro, forget about those lame frogs, come join our Minecraft server and post some epic blocky memes instead! We’ve got a community of players who have been posting memes for centuries, so you’ll fit right in with your decade of experience. Plus, our server is so lit that even the frogs will be jealous of the fun you’re having. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s meme our way to victory!

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DadTagz Minecraft Server

Explanation, Custom, generational gap, Army, Memory

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as wearing dog tags without being in the military? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of hiding your dog tags under your shirt just like our player hides their true intentions in the game. Who needs a purpose when you can just look cool, am I right?

Just like our player honors their dad by wearing those tags, you can honor your gaming skills by dominating our server. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your age or appearance like that grumpy old man at the train station.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures just like those hidden dog tags. See you in the game!

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Craftytomokos

The Eternal Region [SMP]

What Makes Us Different?

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