CraftyToilets Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyToilets: Where Germans design toilets and we craft the funniest adventures!

Adventures, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom decorum, bathroom habits, cleanliness, Craft, CraftyToilets, Cultural differences, design, FUNNIEST, German culture, German customs, German Engineering, Germans, hygiene, poop examination, public health, sanitation, toilet design, toilet etiquette, toilet functionality, toilet inspection, toilet technology, toilets, Waste Disposal, waste disposal practices, waste management

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4394
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old toilets that just whisk away your business without giving you a chance to really appreciate it? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have toilets specially designed for Germans so they can get up close and personal with their poop before sending it on its way. Join us for the ultimate poop inspection experience!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs. Join us and become part of this epic adventure as you ride your trusty pig steed into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. That’s right, diamonds! Join us and become the richest player on the server as you harvest these precious gems from the enchanted forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	23	Potions Brewed:	101
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9026

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Buildings Constructed:	39	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Buildings Constructed:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Enchantments Applied:	86
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	2085

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

SilentThoughts Minecraft SMP

Connection, contemplation, Deep thinking, Empathy, global communication, global unity, Humanity, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innermost thoughts, introspection, introspective moment, introspective silence, mind reading, Minecraft, Reflection, Silence, SilentThoughts, smp, thought experiment, Thoughts, Understanding, world

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And then, get this, they rode a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was insane, bro!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a king surrounded by deliciousness. And every Friday, there’s a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. You gotta find it, man!

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life, then you better join this SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always mine diamonds and never trust a sneaky Enderman. Stay woke, my fellow gamers!

Skillz4Nuthin

Abandoned, disregarded, dormant, dusty, Forgotten, learned, neglected, never used, obsolete, Outdated, Overlooked, Rusty, Skills, Skillz4Nuthin, unapplied, unpracticed, unutilized, useless

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of letting your skills go to waste in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those forgotten talents to good use!

Join us and show off that amazing talent you learned back in the day, like juggling flaming swords or speaking fluent dolphin. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your unique abilities and impress your fellow players.

Who knows, maybe your long-forgotten skill will finally come in handy during an epic battle or a daring quest. So why wait? Join our server today and let your talents shine like never before!

GulfCraftMexiLolz

border issues, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Gulf of America, GulfCraftMexiLolz, international relations, Latin America, mexico, mexico city, Mexico-US relations, North America, Politics, President Sheinbaum, sarcastic response, social media, trump, Trump administration, united states, world news

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

lol imagine a minecraft server so lit that even Mexico’s President Sheinbaum is offering sarcastic responses to Trump’s crazy ‘Gulf of America’ comment. like, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even world leaders are getting in on the action. join this server for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so awesome even politicians can’t stay away. come on, you know you wanna be part of this madness. let’s show Trump what a real gulf of awesomeness looks like!