CraftySelling Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftySelling SMP: Sell Now You Noobs

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of your boring old life? Ready to make some serious cash and live like a Minecraft king? Then join our insane SMP where the real estate market is BOOMING! Sell everything you own and invest in virtual property that will make you rich in no time. Who needs a 9-5 job when you can be a virtual real estate mogul? Join now and watch your bank account explode faster than a creeper in a minefield!

FicDeathFeels – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

We have epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your bravery. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably rage quit a few times, but hey, that’s all part of the fun! And don’t even get us started on the drama between players – it’s like a soap opera, but with more diamond swords.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Or see a chicken build a castle out of wool blocks? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself mourning the death of a virtual pet rock that you accidentally dropped into a lava pit. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you won’t regret it.

RulebreakerCraft

behavior guidelines, common courtesy, common decency, consideration, cultural norms, ethical standards, Etiquette, expected behaviors, good manners, Manners, moral code, politeness, proper conduct, Respect, RuleBreakerCraft, social conventions, social norms, societal expectations, societal rules, unspoken rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	8231	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to follow the unwritten rule of always wearing a pumpkin on your head while mining diamonds! Legend has it that the diamond ores are actually scared of pumpkins and will jump right into your inventory to avoid them. Plus, our server is home to the rare and elusive Creeper King, who only appears when players successfully build a house made entirely of TNT. Will you be brave enough to face his explosive wrath? Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

SkyCraft Minecraft Server

air travel, Airline (Industry), airline emergency, Aviation, aviation news, aviation regulations, emergency landing, emergency procedures, flight crew, flight disruptions, flight incident, Flight Safety, mid-flight, Minecraft, new york, passenger safety, pilot dies, pilot health, plane diversion, Server, Skycraft, Tragedy, turkish airlines

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

yo, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server so lit that even turkish airlines planes are tryna land on it? well, we got you covered fam. our server is so fire that even pilots are dying mid-flight just to try and get a piece of the action. come join us for some epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to fly a plane into our server (jk pls don’t do that). so what are you waiting for? hop on board and let’s take this minecraft journey to new heights!

CraftyCOVIDKremlin

controversy, COVID testing equipment, Covid-19, CraftyCOVIDKremlin, denial, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Healthcare, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, Politics, putin, refutes, russia, testing equipment, trump, united states, White House, world leaders

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	137
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic, ya know? You gotta join cuz, like, we have this INSANE story where Putin, ya know, the Russian dude, he, like, asked Trump for COVID testing equipment and Trump was all, “Nah, bro, I didn’t send anything.” But then the Kremlin was all, “Nuh-uh, we totally sent that stuff!” It was, like, drama llama up in here, man! So, if you wanna be part of this crazy world where world leaders are sending each other Minecraft items, then you gotta join this server, bro! It’s gonna be LIT!

Block-Opioid Side Effects

addiction, BlockOpioid, drug abuse, drug development, drug discovery, effects, Healthcare, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, molecules, opioid crisis, opioid epidemic, opioid receptors, opioids, pain management, pain relief, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacology, receptor blocking, research, Side, side effects, treatments

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who discovered some tiny molecules dat can stop u from gettin all messed up on dem opioids in da game. dey made dem even tinier so dey work even betta, like magic or sumthin. join now and never worry bout gettin too high in minecraft again, it’s a game changer, literally.

Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

1.19.3, active community, art, Atoqs, Beliefs, content creators, custom origins, Discord, Events, In-Game Voice Chat, java, Lore, Mayo, music maker mods, Polls, SemiSpicy, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2646	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2+ years
Events	Events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Features	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Java Version	Java v1.19.3
Custom	Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord for more info!

FAQs

1. How do I apply for whitelist?

To apply for whitelist, you can visit our Discord server and fill out the application form in the designated channel.

2. What kind of events are held on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, scavenger hunts, and themed parties for the community to enjoy.

3. Can I use mods on the server?

We have specific approved mods that enhance gameplay, such as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Any other mods need to be approved by the staff.

4. Is there a specific lore on the server?

Yes, we have a detailed lore that adds depth to the world of Atoq. Players are encouraged to immerse themselves in the lore and create their own stories.

Arab Boys Minecraft Server

acceptance, arab, Arab boys, assimilation, Boys, Community, culture, DATING, Diversity, ethnicity, Foreign, Identity, integration, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, perceptions, prejudice, relationships, Server, society, Stereotypes, tolerance, Traditions

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, guaranteed.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Arab boys in our server challenged the admin to a build battle. Little did they know, the admin was actually a master builder in disguise! The boys were left in awe as the admin created a pixel art masterpiece of a camel riding a flying carpet. Needless to say, they were defeated and had to bow down to the admin’s superior building skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon race. Players must race against each other to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon first and claim the title of Dragon Slayer. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest moments you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ores Mined:	8444	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

family conflict, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, future husband, hypocritical, Marriage, mother-in-law, stepdad, StepdadWeddingDramaCraft, Stepfather, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Farms Harvested:	144
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	2268
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!