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CraftyPotatoLand

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8829	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we solve all your diamond-hard problems! Are you struggling with issues because of a certain virtual character? Fear not, for we have the answers you seek!

Join our server and discover the FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE that will help you and your diamond-hard friend in times of need. We have the secrets to unlocking the truth about certain characters, including their real-life appearances!

So, if you’re wondering if someone is still fat in real life or if they’ve gotten in better shape, look no further than our INSANE Minecraft server. Your diamond-hard friend will thank you!

OomuroCraft: Where Yuru Yuri meets Minecraft for a hilarious adventure!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in blocky form, where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret hidden realm where you can mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a UNICORN! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Pimps & Block Bitches: Minecraft Server for Naughty Players

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds are our big booty femboys, traps, crossdressors, shemales, and girly boys! Our server owner, the horny masculine dom Man, is looking for obedient subs to sext and have fun with. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as he talks down on you while saying sweet words (and maybe a few naughty ones too).

Join our server for a wild ride of rewards and punishments, where sending nudes is just the beginning. Who knows, you might even get a special surprise like a creamy creeper explosion in your sexy ass! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kik: ILoveRapingBitches57 (Disclaimer: No actual raping will occur on this server, just good old-fashioned fun!)

Blockheads Unite: 6 Years of Crafting Chaos (Minus the Coof) with My Mates

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crops Grown:	1718	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old holidays to Bali and Bangkok? Well, pack your bags because this year we’re taking a trip to Tokyo… in Minecraft! That’s right, our server is so realistic you’ll feel like you’re actually in Japan, minus the jet lag and questionable street food.

But wait, there’s more! Our server currency isn’t the yen, it’s diamonds! And trust me, they’re way more valuable than any currency you’ll find in Tokyo. Plus, our server is so advanced, we have virtual sushi that actually tastes like the real thing (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any in-game food poisoning).

So why waste your time on boring holidays when you can join our Minecraft server and have the adventure of a lifetime? Say goodbye to sandy beaches and hello to blocky skyscrapers – Tokyo awaits!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, and more!

Witness the epic battles between Dizzy Dokuro and Jelly Hoshiumi as they fight for dominance over the land of Minecraft. Or follow the misadventures of Ember Amane as she tries to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks.

But that’s not all! Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary Kaneko Lumi, known for her ability to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Or watch as Fuura Yuri attempts to create a rollercoaster that spans the entire Minecraft world (RIP to her terminated channel though).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that is Phase Connect Minecraft! Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Runie Ruse, who is said to have the power to turn any block into diamond with just a touch.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Our server is so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Marriage Counseling – Where your wife won’t leave you in Minecraft!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of your wife threatening to leave you because you spend too much time playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the solution to all your marital problems! Join our server and become so addicted to the game that you won’t even have time to argue with your wife anymore. She’ll be too busy trying to steal your diamonds to even think about leaving you. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that she might even decide to join in on the fun and become a Minecraft pro herself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and save your marriage with the power of blocks and creepers!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide in chaos! #5147

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7370	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to claim your treasure!

2. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in a pig racing tournament to win exclusive prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical potions!

3. Ever wanted to fight a dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you battle a dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen and creepers!

4. Our server has a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through fields of lollipops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

WormyCraft: Where You Can Find Your Deworming Tabble Eating GF!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Farms Harvested:	459
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of being the only one at the Minecraft party without a bin-eating worm girlfriend to share your deworming tablets with? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of bin-eating worm girlfriends just waiting to join forces with you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest deworming tablets in all of Minecraft. Build a cozy worm bin for your new girlfriend to live in, complete with a mini fridge stocked with her favorite snacks (spoiler alert: it’s dirt).

But beware, rival players may try to steal your worm girlfriend or sabotage your worm bin. Stay on your toes and protect your precious pet at all costs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find your perfect bin-eating worm girlfriend match!

BroCraft: Where Men and Blocks Unite

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8756	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Divine Spears Created:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a party in a creeper-infested disco! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Malebros is where the cool kids hang out, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously wacky adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players…but you didn’t hear that from us. So what are you waiting for? Join Malebros today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Coitus: The Springtime Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking sheep who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the Minecraft gods. Along the way, they battled evil chickens, rode on the backs of flying pigs, and even had a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Imagine a rave in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks, or a beach party on a deserted island with creepers doing the limbo.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated llama. Don’t miss out on all the fun – come join us today!