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CraftyPantsMinecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Votes:	9446
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside a bunch of clucking geniuses!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you three wishes. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Cocky Cockatrice, a mythical creature with a cocky attitude and a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, he’s all bark and no bite…we think.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how big your cocky can get! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any cocky-related incidents that may occur while playing on our server.)

Cover’s Ex-Managers’ Secret Minecraft Lair

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is managed by none other than Ayumi’s ex-manager, who used to work for Cover Corp! That’s right, we’ve got connections to the virtual idol world, so you know our server is gonna be lit AF.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy events, and maybe even a virtual concert or two (performed by Minecraft villagers, of course). Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to dance the night away. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the hype is about! #BestServerEver #CoverCorpWho?

Crafty Conundrums

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	102	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

AquaticMc

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

AquaticMc

Dive into a world of survival rpg server

What can you find?

– Custom items – Custom mobs – Custom abilities – Custom skills – Custom Classess – Custom dungeons – Custom boss – And more!

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CraftyTF2 – LOL Fortress

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Void Armor Forged:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest block-filled adventure you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, insane mods, and skins that will make your character look like a diamond-encrusted unicorn.

We’ve got trading posts that make the stock market look boring, stats that will make your head spin, and sprays that will make you question reality. Plus, our guide to Heavy is so intense, you’ll be lifting virtual weights in no time.

Compete in lobbies and mixes that will test your skills, join leagues that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro, and participate in events that will have you shouting “Creeper, oh man” at the top of your lungs.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself addicted to the blocky madness that awaits you.

Crafty Californians: Where Creepers Fear to Tread! #WestCoastBestCoast

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Farms Harvested:	418
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	220	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of California making all the decisions for the rest of the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the crazy decisions! We once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with flying pigs. Plus, our privacy policy is so wild, even California couldn’t handle it. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BoomerCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you starting to feel like your virtual blocks are turning gray and your pixelated pickaxe just isn’t swinging like it used to? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our enchanted potions of eternal youth!

Forget about creaky joints and failing memory, on our server you’ll be bouncing around like a baby ocelot in no time! Build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the fountain of youth hidden deep within our server’s mysterious caves.

Don’t let Father Time catch up to you – join our server and turn back the clock on your Minecraft adventures!

CraftUniverse BD

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Buildings Constructed:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Void Gems Collected:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	234

Welcome to CraftUniverse an excellent Minecraft server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join

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DisabledCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of just surviving in the real world and want to thrive in a virtual one instead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to become the ultimate neetbux millionaire in the blocky world.

Forget about military disability, on our server you can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a professional llama whisperer! Earn neetbux by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, leave reality behind and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join our server now and start stacking those neetbux like a boss!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5334	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs are a thing on our server!

But that’s not all, we have secret dungeons filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can conquer. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast!

Diamonds & Disappointments

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard, your pickaxe might just break from the vibrations? Well look no further, because our server is the most hilarious place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!