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CraftyNews Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of hearing about all the drama and chaos happening in the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear about is the epic battles between players, the crazy creations they build, and the occasional llama stampede.

Join us and witness the legendary showdown between Brazil and California, where the winner gets to control the weather in-game for a day. Watch as Biden and Slovenia team up to take on a horde of zombies, all while juggling French politics and Euro foot matches. And don’t forget about the intense rivalry between Turkey and the players who keep stealing their diamonds.

So why wait? Come join us on the most talked-about server in the world (according to a totally real survey conducted by our team of highly trained llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the events are crazier than a Enderman rave!

Join now and witness the retirement of A-Chan from Hololive, who left due to complications involving a secret love affair with a Creeper. Watch as Hololive EN’s concert tickets sell out faster than you can say “Redstone.” And don’t miss out on the HoloReve fashion magazine card collection, perfect for slaying zombies in style.

But that’s not all! Nijisanji drama unfolds as Katarina Ange’s medical condition improves thanks to a potion brewed by a witch from the Nether. And get ready for Shu Yamino and Meloco Kyoran’s radio show, where they spill the tea on all things NijiEN.

Phase Connect is where it’s at, with updates on Airi Chisaka’s health and her battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Plus, get exclusive in-game avatars from the KUUKIYOMI collaboration with Aogiri High School, where you can slay zombies in style.

But wait, there’s more! Siro of .LIVE is celebrating her 7th Birthday with a live concert at harevutai, where she’ll be battling creepers with her diamond sword. And don’t miss out on the chance to win a special edition PC in the Next One Step twitter campaign, where the prize is more valuable than a stack of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous events in the chuuba world! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner.

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where gaming news is scarce and entertainment is hard to come by? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop fun. Who needs real life when you can escape to our virtual world where anything is possible? Trust me, this server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Love Letters Sent:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Divine Spears Created:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9894	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7846	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	242940

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	1628	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond