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CraftyNEET Minecraft Server

internet culture, meme humor, Meme culture, savings, younger than 25

Are you tired of being a NEET and living in your parents’ basement? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will change your life forever? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and you’ll instantly become a 30-year-old boomer with a mortgage and a minivan. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that will make you age faster, so you can experience the joys of being a middle-aged adult in just a few days. Say goodbye to your youth and hello to early retirement!

But that’s not all! If you’re under 25, we’ll give you a special discount on our aging potion. Just save up 10K in virtual currency and you’ll be on your way to becoming a boomer in no time. Who needs youth and freedom when you can have a mortgage and a midlife crisis?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living the boomer life you’ve always dreamed of. Remember, age is just a number, but being a boomer is a lifestyle.

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CraftyNeet Minecraft Server

GOOGLE, binary exploitation, NEET, INFORMATION, offensive

Are you tired of being a neet incel with a lazy ass? Well, it’s time to get off your butt and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we’ll teach you how to hack like a pro and impress all the ladies (or dudes, we don’t judge) with your mad skills.

Forget about spending your days shitposting on 4chan, it’s time to level up your life with some hacking knowledge. We’ll teach you everything from Linux to networking to programming in Python and C. Who needs a college degree when you have us?

Join our server and become the ultimate hacker extraordinaire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next big cyber criminal mastermind (just kidding, please don’t do that). So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in gear and start hacking your way to glory!

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TransCraft: The Minecraft Server for Standing Up to Bullies

Confrontation, consequences, Minecraft, falling out, Old fashioned

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge – just like a soap opera, but in blocky form!

Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll find friendships torn apart, alliances tested, and shocking plot twists at every turn. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you choose loyalty or betrayal? Will you uncover hidden truths or fall victim to deceit? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Who knows what drama awaits you in the world of Minecraft? Join us today and let the games begin!

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BabyDietDrama

mind your own business, deficiency diet, grandmas food, soft foods, baby’s diet

🤣👶🍝 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of baby food battles and mommy meltdowns! 🤪👩‍👧‍👧

🍼🥦 Picture this: you log on to the server and see two moms going head-to-head over their babies’ diets. One mom is all about those homemade purees, while the other is serving up spaghetti-o’s like it’s nobody’s business. Who will come out on top in this epic food fight? Only time will tell! 🍝🤼‍♀️

🤷‍♀️💥 But wait, there’s more! Witness the boyfriend intervention, where one mom’s partner steps in to defend her honor and demand an apology. Will peace be restored in the mommy world, or will chaos reign supreme? Tune in to find out! 🤯📺

👶🥳 So why wait? Join our server now for a taste of the craziest mom drama Minecraft has to offer! Who knew baby food could be so controversial? 😂🍼 #MommyMeltdownMadness

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EpicCraft: I Am Awesome!

self-confidence, self love, self-belief, success, self esteem

Remember that time you built a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks on top of a mountain? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do that every day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up (but only in a fun way, we promise).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and show the world just how awesome you truly are, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

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BerlinBlockParty Minecraft Server

social justice, current events, international relations, symbol, activism in Europe

Yo, you gotta join dis server man, it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness. We got activists in Berlin adopting Hamas symbols like it’s nobody’s business. You wanna be part of that madness, don’t ya? Come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got going on. Plus, our pigs can fly and our chickens can breakdance. It’s a party up in here, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

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PlaneCrashDiplomatPvP

tragic event, underwater exploration, Cold War era, international incident, PlaneCrashDiplomatPvP

lol join our epic minecraft server where we reenact this INSANE story by building a giant replica of the Finnish WWII plane that got shot down by Moscow with a US diplomat on board. imagine flying around in minecraft on a plane made out of blocks, it’s gonna be LIT. plus, we have secret missions where you have to rescue the diplomat from the clutches of the evil Moscow players. come join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

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SubwayAnnouncementFails

language barrier, transportation system, Frustration, public transportation, travel

u know when u on the subway and the announcer is like “next stop isssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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MeatCrafterz – Gender Bender Edition

societal norms, Cultural traditions, gender studies, Bender, Edition

hey u! yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like meat? do u like paradoxes? well boy do i have the server for u! join our server where u can build ur own meat castle and battle other players in epic meat wars! we have a paradoxical twist where the more meat u eat, the stronger u become! it’s like a scientific experiment but with blocks and swords! so come join us and experience the ultimate meaty adventure!

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Lions MC

Survival, Server, Minecraft, Lions MC, Shop

This is a fun multiplayer server with plugins that make things even better! We have a shop, pwarps, hopper filters and more! There is also zero whitelist.

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