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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7155 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 113 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
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