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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7808 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6911 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!