CraftyMiners Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMiners: Where you won’t accidentally search for porn stars while playing Minecraft!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5113
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Towns Built:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can embark on the most INSANE adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player was trying to find a famous porn star on Google, but they accidentally typed her name wrong. Instead of finding the porn star, they stumbled upon a real QT3.14 on LinkedIn! And that, my friends, is just a taste of the WILD surprises waiting for you on our server.

Join now for a chance to discover hidden treasures, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the LOLZ begin!

CraftyMiners – Noobs Welcome on Minecraft’s Coolest Server! Join now for epic adventures!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1498
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us on this wild adventure to the next dimension where eternal padre timelines await you.

Looking for some club action? We’ve got the “4cvg” club in FH4 and the legendary “4ch” club in FH5 – none in FM though, sorry to disappoint. But fear not, our communication channels will keep you entertained with lobby chat on the Xbox App and Discord discussions where you can ask for invites and share your gaming triumphs.

Rivals, ah yes, the thrill of the competition! Our FM Weekly starts every Sunday at 16:00 UTC, so mark your calendars and get ready to crush your opponents. And don’t forget to check out our community news and support pages for all the latest updates and assistance.

Emulation, gameplay, media – we’ve got it all! From FM and FH5 card databases to interactive maps and video recaps, our server is a treasure trove of gaming goodness. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax with our music stations for the ultimate chill vibes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters await you in this epic journey through the unknown. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!

AussieCraft: Where Vtubers and Vegemite collide in the land down under!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	39
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the land down under to life in blocky form! Join us for a wild adventure with our Aussie vtuber team, including a mech pilot tomboy who is definitely NOT a catgirl, an elf idol who is also a wobbegong shark, and an ex-history professor who is a grand strategy hag.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our singing fairy, our funni purple rockstar wolf, and our demon sorceress who will cast spells on you while you mine for diamonds. And don’t forget about our Austr-alien OBS wizard and the most ancient and wisest hag who will guide you through the pixelated wilderness.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a LIVE KOALA CAM where you can watch these adorable creatures in real time as you build your own koala sanctuary in the game. So come on down under and join the madness on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

PutinCraft: Where you can mine diamonds and annex neighboring servers with your own virtual console!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	40
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as riding a bear through the Siberian tundra? Look no further, comrade! Our server is so epic, even Russia is getting in on the action by making their own console to keep up with the madness.

Join us and ride bears into battle, mine for diamonds in the depths of the Kremlin, and battle it out with creepers in Red Square. Our server is so intense, it’s curing DEI and ESG one block at a time.

So grab your vodka and your pickaxe, because this server is the craziest ride this side of the Iron Curtain. Join now and let the bear rider lead you to victory!

Blocky Brothel: Where Seeing Hookers is the Solution!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a noob in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose your own model from our catalogue and never feel hatred from those pesky players who mog you again!

Say goodbye to all the space women take up in your brain when all you want to do is focus on that microsecond you cum. And don’t worry about being fat and short like me, because on this server, it doesn’t matter at all!

Forget about all the mind games, shittests, and gossips that plague other servers. Join us and feel good overall, without torturing yourself over who she may have hooked up with. Trust me, she’ll regret missing out on young love anyway. So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Crafty Final Fantasy Frenzy – Endwalker Edition

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Votes:	5457	Potions Brewed:	99
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Buildings Constructed:	49
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Farms Harvested:	102	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching with an exclusive early access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Join us for the release on July 2, 2024 and experience the madness that awaits you.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Fight alongside your favorite characters and earn epic rewards.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis coming soon. Who knows what treasures await you in this crazy adventure?

But the fun doesn’t stop there. We have cross-region data center travel tests, PvP Series 5, resources, free companies, linkshells, and so much more. Plus, don’t miss out on our movie meetups where you can watch spooky shows like Spooky Club Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Succiety Comes to Play and Be Useful (But Mostly Just Succiety)

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks.

Our community is filled with quirky players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt (and maybe cry a little too, but in a good way). Plus, our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities – who needs to pay bills when you can be mining for diamonds all day?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you’re feeling a little mentally unstable, our server is the perfect place to let loose and embrace the chaos.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Frieren

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas, build a castle made entirely out of cheese, and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Our community is filled with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find enchanted golden carrots, and every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

PastaCraft: Where Minecraft meets Italian cuisine!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Void Armor Forged:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Italian food adventure! We have virtual pasta that never gets overcooked, pizza that magically replenishes itself, and gelato that never melts (unless you want it to because who doesn’t love a good gelato mess?!).

Explore our virtual Italian marketplace where you can trade for rare food items like truffle-infused diamonds and spaghetti made from unicorn hair. Don’t forget to visit our virtual vineyard where you can stomp grapes with your friends and create the finest virtual wine in all of Minecraft!

So come join us on our server and taste the virtual flavors of Italy like never before. Mangia mangia, gamers! 🍝🍕🍨

MythicalMinecraftMadness

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Morrowind meets post-modern parody in a hilariously interactive mythological simulation! Join us for a wild ride through a world where ancient gods battle it out in epic PvP battles, mythical creatures roam the land causing chaos, and players can ride on the backs of unicorns while wielding enchanted pickaxes that shoot rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!

Crafty Chaos: Where Even the Creepers are Confused

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Unicorn will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get weird.

Blocky Drama Queens

annoyance, Assertiveness, blocky, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, dealing with people, Drama, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Frustration, interpersonal relationships, mental health, mindfulness, patience, personal boundaries, QUEENS, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, social anxiety, Social Skills, Stress Management, understanding others

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	137	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	94
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Tired of dealing with annoying people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and explore without any social anxiety or annoying interruptions! Our server is a safe haven for introverts and loners alike, where you can escape the chaos of the outside world and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players – talk about a thrilling experience! So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to annoying people once and for all!