Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic that even Reddit is talking about us – we’re basically celebrities in the Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!
So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!
Meet our legendary players like Regis Altare, the master of all things Minecraft, or Machina X Flayon, who can build a castle in the blink of an eye. And let’s not forget about Goldbullet, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”
But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest. Or how about the Sheep Bowling Tournament, where you use a giant sheep as a bowling ball?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt hut into a mansion with just a flick of his wand. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have where all the mobs go to party.
so come on, join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re milli vanilli, then you might regret not joining sooner.
| New Life Steal 1.21.1 Server |
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| Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/ZDMMXyukaV |
| Add frogg3rs on Discord if the link isn’t working |
| String and TNT dupers allowed |
| No crystals or anchors |
| Hearts and Revive beacons are craftable |
| No griefing villagers |
| Community end fight |
| Dragon egg in inventory grants permanent strength 2, speed 2, and fire resistance |
| Recipes and rules in the Discord |
| Question | Answer |
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| Are string and TNT dupers allowed on the server? | Yes, string and TNT dupers are allowed. |
| Are crystals and anchors allowed on the server? | No, crystals and anchors are not allowed. |
| Can players craft Hearts and Revive beacons? | Yes, players can craft Hearts and Revive beacons. |
| What happens during a Community end fight? | Players come together to defeat the Ender Dragon in the End. |
| What effects does having the dragon egg in your inventory grant? | Permanent strength 2, speed 2, and fire resistance. |
| Where can I find the server’s recipes and rules? | In the Discord server. |
Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who stumbled upon a magical server filled with cute and cuddly creatures. These creatures were so cute that they could make even the toughest warrior go “aww”. Joining this server was like stepping into a fairytale world where pigs could fly and cows could dance.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic unicorns you’ll ever see in Minecraft. These unicorns are not only beautiful, but they also grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. Want a diamond sword? Just ask a unicorn and they’ll make it happen!
So come join our server and become part of our cute family. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn into battle or dancing with a cow under the stars. The possibilities are endless in our magical world of cuteness!
Don’t be like me, waiting for months to go on a simple outing. Instead, join our server and experience non-stop fun and excitement! Who needs Barnes & Noble when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? So come on, join us and leave the cancellations behind!
Our server is the perfect place to vent about your annoying coworkers and customers without anyone trying to change who you are fundamentally. Plus, we have a special “Becky’s Revenge” mini-game where you can take out all your frustrations on a virtual Becky character.
So come join us and let off some steam in a safe and supportive environment. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends who understand the struggle of dealing with difficult people at work. See you in the game!
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance! u can build ur own castle made out of diamond blocks and ride on a dragon to battle other players!
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of llamas wearing top hats? yep, u heard me right! these llamas are the ultimate rulers of the server and they throw the most epic parties every night!
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!