CraftyKhameneisWarMinecraftServer Minecraft Servers

CraftyKhameneisWarMinecraftServer Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyKhamenei’sWarMinecraftServer

    CraftyKhamenei’sWarMinecraftServer
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 3728
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 18 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 258576
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

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    so like, u know how iran and israel are always like, not getting along? well, our server is like, the perfect place for them to like, chill and build stuff together instead of fighting all the time. like, our president is always telling khamenei to like, stop the war talk and just come play minecraft with us. it’s like, so much fun and everyone is like, laughing and having a good time. so like, if u wanna avoid war and just have a blast, come join our server and let’s all be friends and build cool stuff together. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

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  • SpookySisterDramaMC

    SpookySisterDramaMC
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 348
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Animals Bred: 154 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Mines Excavated: 2630 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

    LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 5089
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Farms Harvested: 155
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

    So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

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  • BlockBreakUpBay

    BlockBreakUpBay
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 3703
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6505 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

    Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

    So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

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  • NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

    NukeCraft Server: No Promises!
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 2564
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8937 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyComrades

    CraftyComrades
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 2366
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Votes: 1015
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

    we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

    come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

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  • Retro Reality Minecraft Server

    Retro Reality Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 4114
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

    Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 2239
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Alien Abductions: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Emeralds Found: 1683

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterSass Minecraft Server

    SisterSass Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 5688
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5627 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Crops Grown: 6974
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

    We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

    So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadCraft Drama: AITA?

    DadCraft Drama: AITA?
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 9324
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 178 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 416 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

    If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

    Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

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  • GrindCraft SMP

    GrindCraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 9540
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Potions Brewed: 47
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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