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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5662 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Votes: | 1516 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our virtual world is so intense, it makes the AFL Grand Final look like a game of backyard footy. Seriously, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.
2. Our players are more skilled at building pixelated masterpieces than any professional athlete is at kicking a ball. Trust me, you’ll be in awe of their creations.
3. We have more twists and turns in our server than a game of AFL where the umpires have all had too much Vegemite. You never know what’s going to happen next, but you can bet it’ll be hilarious.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real sports when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft?
