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CraftyCunny Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cunny paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Enderdragon, known for granting wishes to those who can defeat it in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a cunny-tastic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Post more cunny, thanks!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the Sheep Recognize Thread

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Pig, whose squeals can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for bacon).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and let the madness begin! See you there, initials of you recognize a girl!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Villages Defended:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	66	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Tired of dealing with fat bitches in real life? Join our Minecraft server where fat people don’t exist! Say goodbye to getting stuck behind slow walkers and hello to a world where everyone is fit and fabulous.

Our server is so exclusive, even gravity has been adjusted to make everyone look like they just stepped out of a fitness magazine. No more worrying about breaking your pickaxe from mining too much, because on our server, your tools are as strong as your abs.

Join now and experience a world where the only thing weighing you down is your diamond armor. Who needs fat bitches when you can have a server full of slim and sexy players?

Junko’s Junkyard: Where Creepers go to retire

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say goodbye to Junko because this server is taking things to a whole new level! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their expert skills and adorable charm. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to duels and test your skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the wrath of the ghostly gamer?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Junko and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Colorado Creepers: Where even politicians can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	855
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server where we have banned all “assault weapons” to create a peaceful and harmonious virtual world. Our state-of-the-art ban system will make sure no pixelated guns ruin the fun for anyone. Plus, our server is controlled by Democrats who will ensure that only the most progressive and inclusive players are allowed to join. Say goodbye to chaos and hello to a utopian Minecraft experience. Join now before Colorado’s state house comes for your virtual weapons next!

SweatshopCraft: Where Bald and Bankrupt would rather be exploring!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Towns Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Bald and Bankrupt’s adventures? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey that’s crazier than a sweat shop love story.

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.

But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Crafty Crackers: Where We Mine for Laughs and Troll for Diamonds

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Votes:	1316
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is the reason honkies invented racism! That’s right, we’re so wild and crazy that we inspired a whole new level of ridiculousness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built mini-games – they’re so insane, they’ll have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Goat Herder Humiliation Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	48
Villages Defended:	7	Ores Mined:	8228
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of getting wrecked by goat herders in Minecraft? Do you want to show off your mad skills and flex on everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, taking down goat herders left and right with your epic moves. Show them who’s boss and watch as they bow down to your greatness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it will make all your friends jealous. Hunt it down and claim its riches for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory. Just remember, goat herders beware – you’re about to get owned!

Yagoo’s Quest for Epic Gamers: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Votes:	5343
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Yagoo is on the hunt for Minecraft players who can build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and can tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot. If you think you have what it takes to impress Yagoo and join his elite squad of block-building warriors, then this server is the place for you! Join now and show off your skills in epic battles against giant creepers and zombie pigmen. Who knows, you might even catch Yagoo’s eye and become his right-hand player in the quest to conquer the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the blocky adventures begin!

Xbox 360 Marketplace Shutdown Party: Join us before it’s game over!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server before the Xbox 360 marketplace shuts down and prices go through the roof? Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Our server is like a virtual time machine, transporting you back to the glory days of gaming before everything gets crazy expensive. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles. Don’t miss your chance to be a part of this insane adventure – join us now before it’s too late!

ChudCraft: Where Persian chuds get absolutely BTFO in Minecraft!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Potions Brewed:	105	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with the fierce Zog Princess as she takes down an army of incel drones! These drones have taken over the land with their toxic masculinity and questionable hygiene habits, but with your help, we can show them who’s boss!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that the Zog Princess herself will reward the bravest players with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and help us defeat the incel drones once and for all! Who knew saving the world could be so much fun?