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CraftyCuckoo Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of getting cucked by Muslim immigrants in real life and in sports? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where you can finally dominate without any Muslim immigrants stealing your thunder. Our server is so cuck-free, you’ll feel like a champion in no time. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to reclaim your glory and show those Muslims who’s boss! Join now and start winning like never before!

Crafty Colonizers: Where Whores and Genocide Happen for Fun!

activism, built for BWC, Colonization, colonized whores, colonizers, Crafty, decolonization, discrimination, ethnic genocide, Exploitation, Fun, Genocide, happen, historical trauma, human rights violations, intersectionality, marginalized communities, Oppression, power dynamics, racism, resistance, sexual violence, social inequality, systemic injustice, White Supremacy, Whores

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3003
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dimension Hops:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to the most niche of interests – BWC: colonized whores and ethnic genocide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to building extravagant brothels for colonized NPCs and organizing epic battles for ethnic cleansing?

Picture this: you and your friends team up to create the most luxurious and scandalous brothel in all of Minecraft, complete with diamond-encrusted beds and redstone-operated trap doors for that extra spice. And when you’re not busy satisfying the needs of your virtual clientele, you can partake in thrilling battles to rid the land of pesky NPCs from different ethnic backgrounds. It’s like a twisted version of The Sims meets Game of Thrones, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and morality, look no further than our BWC: colonized whores and ethnic genocide server. Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life!

Y’allcraft – Redneck Adventures & Hillbilly Banter

Adolf Hitler, Adventures, anti-semitism, banter, controversy, culture, dictator, Dictatorship, Dixie, Edition, Friends, heritage, Hillbilly, History, Holocaust, nationalism, Nazi Germany, Politics, Propaganda, racism, redneck, Southern US, world war II, Yallcraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchantments Applied:	120	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the Adolf Hitler edition! Join us for a wild ride through history as we recreate all of Hitler’s greatest moments in Minecraft form.

Build your very own Nazi bunker complete with swastika flags and secret passages. Take part in epic battles against Allied forces and conquer Europe one block at a time. Don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include historically accurate uniforms and weapons for you to use.

But that’s not all! Join our weekly “Blitzkrieg” events where players race to see who can conquer the most territory in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets to be Fuhrer for a day and make all the rules.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a dictator in Minecraft. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually support Hitler or his actions. It’s just a hilarious way to spice up your Minecraft experience. Join now and let the Third Reich rise again!

AnonymousCraft: Server No. 673419458 – Where even the creepers wear masks!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little tale…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the sheer madness of it all that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every inch of our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player to stumble upon it and become the richest miner in all the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Trust us, it’s worth it!

PolishPiggyCraft: Where we build friendships stronger than Polish-Israeli alliances!

acceptance, alliances, BROWN, BTFO, BUILD, controversy, dictate, Diversity, friendship, FRIENDSHIPS, international relations, Israel, Muslim, nu/pol, opinion, Poland, PolishIsraeli, PolishPiggyCraft, Politics, shils, social media, solidarity, Stronger, Support, tolerance, tranny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	292
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of being told who you can and can’t like by random internet strangers? Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where brown nupols and tranny shills get absolutely wrecked? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to be dictated to by anyone, especially not Muslims. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and show those haters who’s boss!

Bi-Crafters: Where everyone is a little greedy, but in a fun way!

acceptance, BiCrafters, biphobia, Bisexual, discrimination, Diversity, educate, equality, fluidity, Fun, greedy, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, misconceptions, Pansexual, prejudice, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Whores

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the greedy bisexual whores out there! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to show off their true colors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground club where only the most scandalous players can gain entry. So why wait? Join us now and let your inner greedy whore shine!

AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

AnonCraft, Anons, cafe, Characters, college, Conclusion, cute, DESERVED, Development, finished, Ichika, Itsuki, jack shit, Manga, Miku, movies, nino, praise, QQ, romance, Server, Storyline, Ultimate, WIN

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

AMBITION, career, culture, employment, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mentality, Expectations, Finally, generation, Good, job market, laziness, LazyCraft, millennial, Millennials, motivation, PARASITES, Put, Skills, society, Stereotypes, work, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

actions, Conflict, Edition, Geopolitics, global implications, International, iran, Iranian, LAUGH, mecca, MIDDLE EAST, military strategy, muslim ummah, muslim world, muslims, MuslimsROFLCraft, political tensions, regional stability, religious sites, Saudi Arabia, Shenanigans, three front pincer attack, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
New Chunks Explored:	667023	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

art, city, Community, controversial, creativity, culture, Diversity, Expression, foreigners, Graffiti, Griefers, International, Mural, outsider art, Paradise, public art, Spray Paint, street art, tags, underground art, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crops Grown:	7181
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

action, Adventure, Apocalypse, blockout…, Break, Conspiracy, dystopian, enclave, Fallout, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Mutants, post-apocalyptic, power struggle, Rebellion, RPG, Sci Fi, Survival, Technology, video game, War, Wasteland

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Emeralds Found:	4628
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	2293	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!