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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5822 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
1. Our server is run by Noah, who was a vegan wecfag. That’s right, a vegan wecfag! If that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will.
2. On our server, you will own absolutely nothing and be happy about it. Who needs material possessions when you can have virtual blocks and pixels instead?
3. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against hordes of evil creepers. It’s like a magical unicorn, but better.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!