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CraftyCosmos – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7555
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Look no further than our sister thread of /gsg/! We’ve got spazeshits galore and stellar adventures waiting for you in our blocky universe.

Join us for a chance to explore new planets, build epic space stations, and conquer alien civilizations with your trusty pickaxe. Our community is as vast as the galaxy itself, with players from all corners of the universe coming together to create the ultimate Minecraft experience.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive Stellaris-themed events and challenges that will test your mining and crafting skills to the limit. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and embark on a journey that’s truly out of this world. Just be sure to watch out for any space zombies lurking in the shadows – they’re known to have a taste for pixelated brains!

Crafty Births: Where Pixels Become Players!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Emeralds Found:	1365	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	922	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of leaving tips in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can leave all the tips you want without spending a dime! That’s right, our virtual waiters and waitresses will be thrilled to receive your generous tips in the form of diamonds and emeralds. Join now and show off your tipping skills in a whole new way!

CraftyCreeperz – Where every day is like your birthday… turning 25 tomorrow!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Look no further than our server! We guarantee to pop your Minecraft cherry in the most epic way possible. Our players are so skilled, they’ll have you saying “Diamonds are a player’s best friend” in no time. Join us and say goodbye to your virgin anxieties, and hello to a whole new world of blocky pleasure. Who needs a whore when you have our server to show you the ropes?

Manly Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Join our Minecraft server and witness the legend of Speedy Steve, the guy who can move at the speed of sound and lift a whole house with one hand! Who needs superpowers when you can just log onto our server and watch this guy defy all laws of physics? Plus, rumor has it that he once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just 10 minutes. Don’t miss out on the chance to play alongside this Minecraft superhero – join now!

Valid or Not Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2236

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against mutant zombie chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular piggy goodies.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way!

Pixelated Pizzazz: Where Arcadey Beats Realism!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old realistic Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun? Then look no further than our server! We are all about that arcadey vibe, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.

So why settle for realism when you can have pure, unadulterated craziness on our server? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty GIFs & JIFs Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	9710

Are you tired of the age-old debate of jif vs gif? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and settle this once and for all in an epic battle arena where players must choose their side and fight to the death using only emojis as weapons. Will you be team jif or team gif? The fate of the internet rests in your hands!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

And if that’s still not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Players who dare to approach this spectral spook may find themselves in for a surprise as the creeper offers them gifts of enchanted items and explosive pranks. Will you be brave enough to befriend the ghostly creeper and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. jif or gif, diamond chickens, and friendly creeper ghosts await you!

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Animals Bred:	170
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?

Crafty Cardboard Chaos

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	7299
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a magical card that transports you to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds! Join our server for the chance to battle evil unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!