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CraftyCommieCritiques

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

FreakyFun SMP: WhatTurnedNice

#exciting, adventurous, Daring, Erotic, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, Freaky, FreakyFun, Intimacy, Kinky, pleasurable, Pleasure, RISQUE, satisfaction, Sensual, smp, taboo, Thrill, Unconventional, WhatTurnedNice

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. Plus, our admin once turned a whole village into a disco party with villagers breakdancing and everything. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked each other by exploding randomly. Good times, good times. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it, bro!

HateCrafters

anti-customer policies, bad customer service, consumer disdain, corporate greed, Corporation, customer alienation, customer dissatisfaction, customer disservice., customer frustration, customer neglect, Customers, HateCrafters, Hates, lack of care, mistreatment, negative feedback, poor quality, profit over people, unethical practices, unhappy customers

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	271

Are you tired of corporations that just don’t give a creeper’s butt about their customers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is run by a corporation that straight up despises its players! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is like “nah, I’m outta here”. Our staff team consists of a bunch of zombies who are constantly trying to eat your brains, but hey, at least they’re dedicated, right? And if you manage to survive long enough, you might even get a chance to meet our CEO, who is actually a chicken in a suit. So come join us if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and your life choices!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Mystic Quest Land 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Analysis, big deal, commentary, CONTENT, discussion, Entertainment, internet, Land, mystic, ONLINE, opinion, Popular, Quest, reaction, review, social media, trending, trending video, Video, viral, what’s the big deal, youtube video

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build your own crazy creations and show them off to all the other players, who are all super cool and totally not secretly Endermen in disguise.

Plus, there’s treasure hunts and epic battles and secret underground lairs filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a virtual Willy Wonka factory, but instead of candy, it’s blocks and mobs and pure chaos.

So come on, don’t be a noob, join the madness and let your inner Steve shine! Just watch out for those sneaky pigs, they’re always up to something…

InkBlockSistersLOL

Apology, Birthday, Communication, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, healing, hurt feelings, Individuality, InkBlockSistersLOL, matching tattoos, meaningful tattoos, mom, personal choice, reconciliation, relationship struggles, sibling rivalry, sister, tattoo, Tension, unresolved issues

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3827	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Animals Bred:	83
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling mobs!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the twists and turns of sibling rivalries and mismatched tattoos. Who needs therapy when you can mine for diamonds and build a fortress with your virtual family?

Experience the thrill of patching up relationships through pixelated adventures and virtual bonding. Who needs apologies when you have a pickaxe and a creeper to defeat?

So come on, join our server and let’s leave the real-world drama behind as we embark on a journey of crafting, exploring, and maybe even reconciling with your virtual sister over a game of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe a matching tattoo could be in your future – but only if you survive the zombie apocalypse first!

Rogue Outlaw Realm 1.21

criminal, delinquent, disobedient, funny, humor, illegal, lawbreaking, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, outlaw, prankster, Realm, rebel, Rogue, scofflaw, Trouble, troublemaker, unlawful

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28

Join our Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner criminal mastermind and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players!

Steal diamonds, blow up other players’ creations, and cause chaos wherever you go.

Who needs to follow the rules when you can be a total rebel and do whatever you want?

Join now and let your criminal side run wild in a world where anything goes!

DentistDitcher Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, canceling, comfort, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, dentist appointment, DentistDitcher, disagreement, emotional response, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Preference, rejection, relationship, Respect, seeking advice, self-care, Server, Spouse, validation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the dentist’s waiting room! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your partner books a dental appointment for you without your consent.

Experience the thrill of navigating through relationship disputes while mining for diamonds and building epic structures. Will you cancel the dentist appointment last minute, sparking a heated argument with your virtual spouse? Or will you embrace the chaos and let the drama unfold in the virtual world?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions, where hanging up on each other is just as common as mining for resources. Who needs therapy when you can vent your frustrations by building a fortress and battling virtual monsters?

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew dental appointments could cause this much chaos in the gaming world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama begin!

Mom’s Shelter: No Room for Drama

Boundaries, Drama, emotional boundaries, Emotional support, family bonds, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, family support systems, marital issues, moms, parent-child boundaries, parent-child relationships, parental boundaries, parental relationships, room, setting boundaries, Shelter

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	282
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Hey there gamers, welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through relationships while building epic structures.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your mom calls you in a panic, needing a place to crash because she’s escaping your dad. Will you let her stay in your virtual Minecraft house or will you set boundaries like a boss?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with virtual family members who misinterpret every message you send. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and come out on top?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family bonds and boundaries. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

SoberCraft SMP: Making Mates!

adult friendships, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing tips, building relationships, finding friends, friendship building, Friendship Strategies, friendship without alcohol, making, making connections, MAKING FRIENDS, MATES, meeting people, new friends, non-alcoholic socializing, non-drinking activities, smp, sober activities, sober socializing, SoberCraft, socializing, socializing without drinking

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Lol so like, imagine a Minecraft SMP where you can make friends without drinking, like what even is that? But like, hear me out, this server is so lit that you won’t even miss alcohol. We have like, virtual parties where we all dance like crazy and build giant statues of chickens. And get this, we have a secret underground club where we play virtual poker and bet with virtual diamonds. It’s wild, man. So if you wanna make friends, build epic stuff, and have a blast without alcohol, then you gotta join this server. It’s like a virtual adult playground, but with creepers and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBingeBreak

bad TV, BlockyBingeBreak, boring plot, disappointing endings, disappointing shows, failed expectations, lackluster episodes, lost interest, no longer watching, poor writing, ruined series, stopped watching, stupid TV, TV disappointments, TV frustrations, TV letdowns, tv shows, uninteresting characters, wasted potential

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Crops Grown:	7228	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the craziness and fun you could ever imagine!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that shoot rainbows, and mining for diamonds in a secret underground disco party cave! But that’s not all – we also have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has superpowers and can fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us and be part of the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventures ever? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and let the madness begin!