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CraftyCIA Minecraft Server

+9, backing track, black people, blue bandanas, Breakdancing, cia, communities, crack, CraftyCIA, crime, dissolve communities, homies, Jewish, Jewish producer, Martin Luther King, Minecraft, POP POP, Producer, Rap, red bandanas, ronald reagan, Server, shitty CIA rap backing track

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and forget about Martin Luther King! Our community is so lit, even the CIA is dropping sick rhymes and handing out bandanas like it’s nobody’s business. Join us as we dissolve communities and engage in some serious block-breaking crime. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s the end of the world, because on this server, anything goes!

CheekyCraft: No Pool Rules!

aita, army base, Bottoms, cheeky bathing suit, CheekyCraft, conservative swimsuit, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, family friendly, inappropriate, lifeguard, pda, Pool, public pool, recreation swimming, ruffle bikini bottom, rules, shade shore, social anxiety, swimsuit, Target, thong

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Emeralds Found:	3216
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Star Shards Collected:	287	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	7807	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of being told what you can and can’t wear at the pool? Do you want to swim in peace without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can wear whatever pixelated bathing suit you want without any lifeguards telling you to cover up!

We don’t have any rules about PDA because, well, it’s Minecraft. You can build a virtual pool with your virtual husband and splash around all you want without anyone batting an eye. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of social anxiety and will never judge you for your choice of swimwear.

So leave the real world drama behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your pool. Join us now and swim your worries away!

ParentalSupport69

adult children, Adulthood, cultural norms, dependent, economic challenges, family, family dynamics, family relationships, financial burden, financial independence, financial reliance, financial support, generational differences, living expenses, Millennials, parental support, ParentalSupport69, parents, societal expectations, south korea, young South Koreans

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that 66% of young South Koreans are dependent on their parents just to play on it! Like, can you even imagine how epic it must be to be so addicted to a Minecraft server that you can’t even adult properly?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Like, who needs a regular old dirt hut when you can live in a DIAMOND PALACE, amirite?

And get this, if you’re lucky enough to stumble upon the secret hidden treasure on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of TNT. Like, talk about explosive fun!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and become part of the 66% of young South Koreans who are living their best virtual lives! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

CraftyKillersMC

chilling, chilling conversation, chilling encounter, chilling encounter with a killer, chilling experience, chilling story, Conversation, CraftyKillersMC, crime, criminal, Dangerous, Dark, death, Homicide, Killer, murder victim, murderer, serial killer, true crime, violence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ores Mined:	565
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magic Items Found:	5198

haha, join this server if you wanna avoid murderers, cuz we got a secret code that only lets in people who have never killed anyone! plus, we have a pet zombie pigman who tells the funniest jokes, like why did the creeper cross the road? to blow up your house! lololol. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers, true story bro. so come on over and let’s build a giant toilet together, cuz why not? #minecraftlife

ADHD Meds Boost QoL Server

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral health, Boost, cognitive function, Effectiveness, Improvement, medication, meds, mental health, Mental Wellness, meta analysis, neurodevelopmental disorder, non-stimulant, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medications, Qol, quality of life, Server, stimulant, systematic review, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ores Mined:	8740
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE TAKING ADHD MEDS – IT WILL IMPROVE YOUR QUALITY OF LIFE! NO JOKE, THIS SERVER WILL HAVE YOU FLYING THROUGH PIXELATED SKIES AND DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS LIKE A MADMAN! STIMULANTS AND NON-STIMULANTS, WE’VE GOT IT ALL! JOIN NOW AND EMBARK ON AN EPIC MINECRAFT JOURNEY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU FEELING LIKE A BLOCKY SUPERHERO!

Fish Palace

advantages, Community, community-driven, Competition, Discord, Economy, fish palace, Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, no pressure, Optional, pay to win, Peaceful, Perks, player-friendly, Prison, Purchase, Server, Skyblock, solo-ran, Survival, Towny, try it out.

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3831	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to Fishie! This server is for anybody looking for a peaceful solo-ran community. I have built everything from the ground up, getting little to no help. You aren’t obligated to join but give it a try! We offer fun game modes, including epic minigames to play and compete with others! We offer a fun economy and little to no pay to win tactics or features. Any purchase made is entirely optional and by your own choice. None of the perks of purchasing equal unfair advantages or unequal treatment by others. If you have any questions or concerns join the discord, if not go ahead and hop into the server and start playing today!

Fishie.minefort.com

LaughCraft: YLYL Minecraft Server

commentary, current events, dark humor, Edition, Government, humor, LaughCraft, Minecraft, News, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, political memes, political news, Political satire, political science, Politics, satire, Science, Server, social commentary, society, ylyl

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	849

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant creeper who roams the land giving out free hugs (and explosions). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies are busting out killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because why the heck not? Let’s embrace the chaos and have a blast together, because fuck us all, that’s why!

CraftyPals Minecraft Server

Anime, autistic interests, CraftyPals, Fandom, Fishing, Gaming, History, hobbies, Manga, Media, Minecraft, niche communities, niche interests, normalfag, obsession sharing, obsessions, passions, romance of the three kingdoms, Server, sports, strategy games, touhou, unique interests

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7282	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mines Excavated:	4238	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your unique obsessions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your autistic interests! Whether you’re obsessed with Touhou or Romance of the Three Kingdoms, we’ve got you covered. Say goodbye to normalfag activities like fishing and sports, because on our server, we only accept the most eccentric and passionate players. Join us now and let your obsessions run wild!

DoglessGatheringAITAH

Boundaries, Communication, dog aggression, dog bite, dog safety, dog training, DoglessGatheringAITAH, Dogs, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, guilt trip, newborn, parenting, pet behavior, pet ownership, pit bull puppy, Safety concerns, Siblings, Toddler

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the worries of strange dogs and toddler mishaps. Our virtual world is a safe haven where pit bull puppies can’t sink their teeth into your little ones, and old, super chill dogs won’t give you a scare. Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to endless fun and adventure. Join now and build your own family-friendly paradise, where the only bites you’ll see are from zombies and creepers!

Macron’s Explosive MineCraft

Alliance, Conflict prevention, cooperation, crisis management., Diplomacy, explosive, foreign policy, France, France diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, prevent explosion, regional stability, united states, US

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crops Grown:	6779
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild party in the middle east but without the explosions, ya feel me? Macron be all like “we gotta stop the boom boom” and we be like “nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and have fun in minecraft”. so come join us and let’s make the middle east a peaceful place, one block at a time. let’s do dis, fam! 🎉🔥🚀

YesterCraft: Tomorrow’s Limit

acceptance, aging, carpe diem, contemplation, deep thoughts, Existential, fleeting moments, inevitability, introspection, Life, Limit, mortality, perspective, Philosophical, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, time passing, Tomorrows, wisdom, YesterCraft, yesterdays

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Items Found:	8470	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

hey u, ya u, do u ever feel like u got more yesterdays than tomorrows? well guess what, on our epic minecraft server, we make yesterday TODAY and tomorrow YESTERDAY. u heard me right, time travel is real on this server, u can go back and relive ur glory days or fast forward to see ur future self.

not only that, but we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing chickens. u never know what u gonna find around the corner on this server. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

so come join us on this wild ride through time and space, where yesterday is today and tomorrow is yesterday. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.