CraftyChop

Axed soon, CraftyChop, lmao, piss, REST, Shit

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchantments Applied:	251	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Clouddy Box

Cross-Play, Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, PvP Box Java Edition Bedrock Edition Netherlands Ping Multiplayer Friends Online Fun International Community Gaming Survival Creative Adventure Minigames Competition Servers Global

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

ClouddyBox is a Box PvP (Yes it’s in the name) Minecraft server with the goal to allow players to have a fun time with their friends from all around the world. ClouddyBox supports both Minecraft: Java Edition and Minecraft: Bedrock Edition. We have our servers located in The Netherlands for the best ping for all players.

We really hope to see you online!

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Crafttomuck S3: Where we mod, create, and hunt treasure…while drinking tea and discussing the weather. 18+ Only!

acceptance, Application Process, building, Community, Crafting, Crafttomuck, Create, Discord, Discussing, Drinking, Effort, Expansion, fun twist, Gaming, growth, hunt, Machines, Mining, mod, Modded, rules, server lineup, shopping, tea, treasure…while, weather, Website, World Map

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Welcome to Crafttomuck Season 3 – To The Stars!

Overview:

Server	Description
Survival SMP	A friendly build-focused group of people. Hangout, check out builds, and have a great time gaming together.
Creative	A server for testing machines and building builds, with creative mode available for all your desires.
Vault Hunters	A brand new addition with a twist. Expand the world border together and follow the main server rules.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join?	Visit our website at crafttomuck.com and follow the link to our Discord to apply.
What modpack do you use?	You can find the modpack for our servers on Curseforge under “Crafftomuck”.
Is there any lag on the servers?	We have a dedicated server to minimize lag, and our admins work to resolve any issues quickly. The servers usually run at 20tps.
Can I join the Vault Hunters server alone?	Yes, you can join alone or team up with others to expand the world border together.
Do you have a world map for the SMP server?	Yes, you can view the world map at map.crafttomuck.com.

Mature Girls Minecraft Server

advanced maturity, age, Girls, girls who act older, girls who are mature, girls who are mature and intelligent, girls who are mature and responsible, girls who are mature and wise, girls who are mature beyond their age, girls who are mature for their age, girls who are mature young, girls who are wise beyond their years, Mature, mature girls, mature women, Maturity, Minecraft, Server, Women, young

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
New Chunks Explored:	540116	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers filled with immature players? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for girls who are very mature beyond their years! Join us for a world where diamond swords are used for cutting cake at tea parties, creepers are trained to do tricks, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. Plus, our player base consists of actual princesses, mermaids, and unicorns who have all taken a break from their royal duties to build epic castles and roller coasters. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where maturity reigns supreme and the adventures are as wild as a herd of pink sheep!

Gnome Users Minecraft SMP: Too Many Foot Tabs Open

browsing, Caught, Code, Computer, digital lifestyle, EMBARRASSMENT, foot, foot tabs, funny, Gnome, humor, internet, Minecraft, multitasking, Open, open tabs, productivity, programming, shame, smp, software, tabs, Technology, Users, web browser

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Emeralds Found:	7670	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being caught with more foot tabs open than code on your computer? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, gnomes run the show! Join us for a wild ride where gnomes rule with an iron fist (or tiny hand, whatever works). We’ve got more foot tabs than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our code is so clean, even the creepers are impressed. So come join us and embrace your inner gnome, because on this server, size really does matter (at least when it comes to tabs)!

Kids4DiamondsCraft

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, Chicago, Childhood, children, Communication, Empathy, family, favoritism, grace, heart surgery, Hospital, hurt feelings, Kids4DiamondsCraft, Mother, North Carolina, relationship, sister, step sister, Trust

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the joys of sibling rivalry, passive-aggressive comments, and blatant favoritism just like in real life!

Our server offers a unique experience where you can relive all the drama and chaos of family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will your older sister ignore your calls just like in real life? Will she guilt-trip you for taking care of your sick child? The possibilities are endless!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama in Minecraft form. And remember, if you don’t leave your child with a stranger for a month, you’re just like the rest of us assholes!

RespectLost in Minecraft SMP

arrogance, BETRAYAL, Bigotry, close-mindedness, dishonesty, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, ignorance, Incompetence, insensitivity, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, laziness, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, narcissism, prejudice, RespectLost, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, untrustworthiness

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Emeralds Found:	1045
Farms Harvested:	573	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2003	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual world! We have players who will stop at nothing to claim that sweet, sugary goodness, even if it means unleashing their army of llamas armed with diamond swords. Plus, if you ever need a break from all the cake drama, you can always relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). So come join us and see just how far people will go for a slice of cake in our insane Minecraft world!

CraftyCoincidence

amazing, BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, LUCK, MIRACULOUS, remarkable, serendipity, Surprising, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	83	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where every player spawns with a pet unicorn? Well, on our server, not only do you get a majestic unicorn companion, but it also farts rainbows that can be used as weapons against your enemies! Talk about a magical coincidence!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. Imagine dancing with creepers, skeletons, and even the Ender Dragon! It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So come join our server and experience the most outrageous coincidences and adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you?

MapleSushiDefenseCoop

Asia-Pacific, Bill Blair, Canada, cooperation, Defense Minister, defense ties, disagreements, Expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, MapleSushiDefenseCoop, maritime disputes, Military, Partnership, Rapid, Rule of Law, SECURITY, South China Sea, strategic alliance, Taiwan Strait

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where canada and japan are teaming up to take on the worlddd!! we’re all about expanding defense ties and making sure rule of law prevails in the south china sea and taiwan strait. defense minister bill blair is leading the charge and he’s ready to kick some blocky butt with youuuu!! build your own army, protect your land, and conquer the minecraft universe with usss!! who needs peace treaties when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?! join now and show those creepers who’s boss!! 🚀🌎💥 #minecraftmadness #canadajapanteamup

Nuke The Plate: Fault Line Fun

catastrophic events, disaster prevention, Earth science, Earth’s crust, earthquake, earthquake risk, Fault, fault line, fault lines, Fun, geologic hazards, geological engineering, geology, line, natural disasters, Nuke, Plate, plate tectonics, seismic activity, seismic shifts, seismic waves, tectonic boundaries, tectonic movement, tectonic plate

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dimension Hops:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	299
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Crops Grown:	5512
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you have the power to nuke a tectonic plate and like, change the whole fault line itself. like, who even knew that was possible in a video game, right? join us and become the ultimate geological master, shaping the world one explosion at a time. plus, rumor has it that if you can successfully shift the fault line, a secret portal to a diamond-filled dimension opens up. like, who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their hands? join now and become the ultimate earth-shattering hero!

Zero-Craft Desalination Fun

desalination, Fun, ZeroCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	101
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, building your little dirt hut and tending to your crops, when BAM! you stumble upon the most epic server ever. this server has a freakin’ 500 m3/day Zero-Carbon FO Seawater Desalination Plant, like what even is that?! but get this, it’s not just any old desalination plant, it’s like, the COOLEST one ever.

you wanna know why you should join this server? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and they were just mining away, looking for diamonds, when they accidentally dug too deep and fell into the desalination plant. but instead of drowning, they were magically transformed into a mermaid and got to swim around in the crystal clear waters for eternity. true story, bro.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can trade with underwater villagers, ride dolphins into battle, and even summon a giant squid to protect your base. oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underwater city filled with treasure and ancient artifacts? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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