Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a safe space for all your awkward relationship dilemmas! Join us and escape the real world drama by building pixelated homes and mining for diamonds. Need advice on how to navigate your feelings for your friend? Look no further, our community of players is here to help you out! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who gives relationship advice in exchange for enchanted golden apples. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way through love and friendship together!
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CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!
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CraftyPutin’sPlaneVisitMC
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HostageHilarityCraft
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Vitamin Deficiency Hospital
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