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CraftyCelibates Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a safe space for all your awkward relationship dilemmas! Join us and escape the real world drama by building pixelated homes and mining for diamonds. Need advice on how to navigate your feelings for your friend? Look no further, our community of players is here to help you out! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who gives relationship advice in exchange for enchanted golden apples. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way through love and friendship together!

CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

Black, Black women, CraftyCelibates, Escape, friendzone, involuntary celibates, Jobless, live with parents, love for video games, Minecraft, never been approached, never had a boyfriend, no friends, shut-in, terminally online, Women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a shut-in with no friends and a love for video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of a vibrant community where you can make friends, find love, and even land a job (in-game, of course). Who needs the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Say goodbye to your parents’ basement and hello to endless adventures on our server!

CraftyKyivDronez

airstrikes, Conflict, CraftyKyivDronez, Defense, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, Espionage, international relations, Military, Military operations, Moscow, political tensions, Russian facilities, SECURITY, strategic targeting, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2961
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones from ukraine attacking russian bases near moscow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PostMenopausalCraft

coronavirus, Covid-19, health outcomes, Healthcare, infected patients, lasting symptoms, Long Haul, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, medical study, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-COVID, post-infection symptoms, postmenopausal women, PostMenopausalCraft, research, survey, Symptoms, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	16

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, on this server, we got postmenopausal women with covid-19 who have been surviving for 8 weeks with symptoms! crazy right? but wait, there’s more! we also got infected patients who still have symptoms after 1 and 2 years! like, how is that even possible? u gotta join this server to see for urself! it’s like a never-ending survival mode but with a twist! so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

IncelCraft Minecraft Server

Birth, DATING, feminism, incel, IncelCraft, internet culture, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, male identity, Masculinity, mental health, mental health issues, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, social isolation, societal pressures, toxic masculinity

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can witness the birth of an incel! Join us as we watch a lonely player transform into a fedora-wearing, Mountain Dew-chugging, keyboard warrior right before your very eyes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are constantly throwing wild parties and causing chaos. Can you survive the spooky shenanigans and maybe even become friends with the undead?

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

GrifterTateGetsBusted Minecraft SMP

Arrest warrant, arrested, consequences, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice system, culture, Deception, fraud, grifter, GrifterTateGetsBusted, investigation, Justice, law and order, law enforcement, legal trouble, Minecraft, repeat offender, scandal, smp, Tate, white collar crime

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	3017	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and questionable decisions! Tate is constantly getting arrested for reasons no one can quite understand – is it because he keeps trying to steal all the diamonds on the server? Or maybe it’s because he insists on building his house out of TNT? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, grifter culture has never been more alive than on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for Tate and his latest scheme!

SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom

addiction, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, generational differences, health concerns, INDEPENDENCE, moral dilemma, NoCigs4Mom, parental expectations, personal values, refusal, secondhand smoke, smoking, Support, surgery recovery, SurgeryCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?

Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

WeaponizedUkraine

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, lifting restrictions, military aid, military support, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, security assistance, top diplomat, Ukraine, WeaponizedUkraine, weapons

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. like, we got all the weapons you could ever dream of, like, bazookas and laser guns and even, like, a potato launcher. yeah, you heard me right, a potato launcher. and, like, the best part is, there’s no restrictions on using them. so, like, come join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast. literally.

AntarcticInvasion

antarctica, AntarcticInvasion, Biodiversity, Challenges, coastlines, conservation efforts, ecosystems, environmental impact, global warming, invasive species, landmasses, non-native species, remote islands, research, Risk, scientific discovery, southern hemisphere, Southern Ocean islands, species incursions, study, view

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	72	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

so, liek, u kno how u always thought Antarctica was all safe from those pesky non-native species? well, THINK AGAIN, my dude. this server is like Antarctica’s worst nightmare come true, with creatures invading from all over the place. we got penguins riding kangaroos, koalas wielding swords, and kiwis flying around dropping bombs. it’s a wild party down here, and you don’t wanna miss out. join now and help defend Antarctica from the invasion of the century! 🐧🦘🐨💣 #AntarcticaUnderAttack #SaveTheIceRealm

BisqueCraft Minecraft Server

BisqueCraft, CHAPTERS, Character development, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, high school, long tail tags, love story, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pure romance, relationships, romance, school life, seggs, Server, slice of life, sono bisque doll wa koi wo suru, Wholesome

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	186
Gryphons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Votes:	5118

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us for the next 10 chapters of pure wholesome seggs… I mean, wholesome fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper and a skeleton decided to put their differences aside and open a bakery together. The result? Explosive cupcakes and bone-chilling cookies that will blow your mind (and your taste buds)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava pool? It’s said to have magical properties that will give you the power to fly like an Ender Dragon for a limited time. Just be sure to bring some fire-resistant armor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the lag.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General Minecrafters

Character Banners, drip marketing, Event, Exhibition, Gacha game, gameplay, general, Honkai, Honkai Impact, Jiaoqiu Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, Minecrafters, mobile game, new characters, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, star rail, strategy, Tales of the Luofu, Thread Template, Trailer, update

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magic Items Found:	8131
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on epic quests like “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” where you’ll battle against the forces of evil with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and some questionable armor choices.

Witness the thrilling “Tales of the Luofu: A New Chapter” exhibition where you’ll uncover ancient secrets and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way (just watch out for creepers).

And don’t even get us started on the “Pneumanull Rice” Jiaoqiu Trailer – it’s a wild ride full of twists, turns, and more rice than you can shake a stick at.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the diamonds your heart desires (or at least until someone steals them from you).

GrownUpGamer123 Minecraft SMP

GrownUpGamer123, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	896371	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Remember that time you accidentally killed your pet chicken in Minecraft and felt a pang of guilt? Yeah, that’s when you knew you were truly growing up. But fear not, on our SMP, we have a strict no chicken killing policy! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who likes to steal your diamonds and leave behind a trail of dirt blocks. So if you’re ready for some spooky shenanigans and diamond-laying chickens, come join us!