CraftyCats Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6448	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!

CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Dragon Eggs Found:	7372	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer the company of your trusty hand over any potential partner? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and conditioned goons out there! Join us for a PAWG edition like no other, where you can embrace your inner hoe scarer and revel in your status as a porn-addicted hand-fucker. With outrageous builds and insane stories waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to make you forget all about real women. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7731
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9223	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!

Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server and say goodbye to boring solo adventures. Here, you’ll find a community of players who are just as obsessed with building epic structures and slaying creepers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On Our Awesome Minecraft Server, we offer exclusive perks like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCat’s Endwalker Extravaganza – Join Now for LOLs!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	476430
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Towns Built:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Join us on this server, where Zenos Montclaire of Garlemald Edition awaits you!

DAWNTRAIL INFO: – Get Early Access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait when you can start playing early? – The official Release Date is on Tuesday, July 2, 2024! Mark your calendars! – Check out our Promotional Site for all the exciting details: Click Here – Want to see if your PC can handle the awesomeness? Download our Benchmark tool: Benchmark

IN-GAME EVENTS: – Don’t miss out on the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening now! Join the fun before it ends on Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT: Join Now

GENERAL NEWS: – Take part in the Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0! Travel the world in style. – Get ready for PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0! Show off your skills and dominate the competition. – Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered: Check it out

Meetups: – Crafting meetup at Balmung, The Crystalline Mean, Crystarium on April 17 at 5:00 PM PDT! Get your craft on! – Join the Spooky Club for Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers at Famfrit Lavender Beds on April 17 at 9:00 PM EDT! Spooktacular fun awaits. – 420 Meetup on Hitler’s Birthday at Balmung Empyreum on April 20 at 7:00 PM EDT! It’s gonna be lit. – Orbonne Monastery MINE Run at Crystal Party Finder on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT! Let’s mine our way to victory.

Previous meetups were a blast, so don’t miss out on the next one!

Join us on this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most hilarious meetups you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! See you there!

CraftyCat’s LOLtastic Endwalker Adventure Server – Join the Fun Today!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 when you can start your adventure early?

🔥 Don’t miss out on our Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Battle epic monsters and collect rare loot from the world of Final Fantasy!

🌍 Travel between different regions with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0! Visit exotic lands and meet new friends from all over the world!

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 event until Patch 7.0! Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards!

💰 Need resources, a Free Company, or a Linkshell? Check out our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6 and find everything you need to succeed in the world of Minecraft!

🎉 Join us for our meetups, including movie nights and epic dungeon runs! Meet new friends and conquer challenges together in a fun and friendly environment!

🤣 Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other! Who knows what insane adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities!

EntranceEpicness Minecraft Server: Where even the door is legendary!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	66	Zombie Dances:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Votes:	9577	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Buildings Constructed:	44	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame entrances? Well, look no further because our server’s entrance is literally a rainbow slide that leads you into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers! Join us for the most epic entrance experience of your Minecraft life and never look back. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Beef Banter

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Villages Defended:	8
Star Shards Collected:	60	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5357	Enchantments Applied:	184
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama unfolds!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Sheep Queen as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens finally overthrow their woolly overlords? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of pigs who are plotting to take over the entire server with their advanced technology and superior intelligence. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what crazy adventures await you. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

Blocktopia: The Volumes Edition

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of explode? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat, because why not? And did we mention that every full moon, the mobs throw a party and invite players to join in on the fun?

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Zombie Dance-Off” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” that poops out rare loot for anyone brave enough to approach it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to a TNT trap set by a mischievous player). Volumes awaits you, where the only thing crazier than the world itself is the players who inhabit it.

vanilla survival server Minecraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Votes:	1887
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

if the server is closed, log in at 9 a.m. Moscow time

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Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP VS Hypixel

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Hypixel	Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP
Massive player base	Unique medieval fantasy RP setting
Wide variety of minigames and activities	Custom Caeda Engine for immersive roleplaying experience
Frequent updates and events	Rich lore and diverse cultures in the continent of Ilias
Well-established server with professional staff	Enchanting magic system with enchanted items and relics
Free to play with optional in-game purchases	Focus on player-driven storytelling and character development
Competitive gameplay and leaderboards	Engaging community on Discord for roleplaying and interaction

Hypixel FAQ

Is Hypixel free to play?	Yes, Hypixel is free to play with optional in-game purchases available.
What kind of minigames does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames including Skywars, Bed Wars, and Murder Mystery.
Are there frequent events on Hypixel?	Yes, Hypixel hosts frequent events and updates to keep the player experience fresh.
How big is the player base on Hypixel?	Hypixel has a massive player base with thousands of players online at any given time.
Is there a way to interact with other players on Hypixel?	Yes, Hypixel has a bustling community and players can interact through chat, parties, and guilds.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP FAQ

What is the setting of Caeda?	Caeda is set in a unique medieval fantasy realm on the continent of Ilias, filled with rich lore and diverse cultures.
What is the Caeda Engine?	The Caeda Engine is a custom code system that enhances the roleplaying experience on the server, allowing for immersive storytelling and character development.
How does magic work in Caeda?	Magic in Caeda is bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enchanted items and relics, adding depth to the roleplaying experience.
Is Caeda focused on competitive gameplay?	Caeda is more focused on player-driven storytelling and character development, creating a collaborative and immersive roleplaying experience.
How can I get involved in the Caeda community?	Players can join the Discord community for Caeda to interact with other roleplayers, engage in storytelling, and participate in events.

SwitchCraft: Nintendo’s Countdown to Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of waiting for Nintendo to announce the Switch 2? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience the Switch 2 before it even exists! Our virtual world is so advanced, it’s like playing on a console from the future. Join us and be the envy of all your friends as you explore a world that Nintendo can only dream of. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play on the Switch 2 before it’s even a reality!

Email Purge LOLZ Craft – Where ICP Threads Rule and Creativity Reigns Supreme!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2303	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Look no further, because our server has had 0 ICP (Internet Crazy Person) threads since the email purge! That’s right, no crazy rants or conspiracy theories here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few secret underground societies (shh, don’t tell anyone). Our community is full of quirky characters and wacky adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual Minecraft world). Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your daring exploits and outrageous antics. Join now and let the craziness begin!

Reunion SMP: Where you’ll never find a reset, but might find a chicken riding a pig. Coming soon 1.20.5!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5536	Star Shards Collected:	269
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Towns Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	138
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/DXNQvtpjNe
Origins	This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community.
Vanilla	The server has claims, homes, and a player economy, but is still considered almost entirely vanilla.
Market	The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.
Ranks	We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /vip on the server.
Roles	Owner – Go_ing Admin – Foxy75, Splooshie Moderator – Neeser_, Nix_Quinn_Dem

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server without using Discord?

A: Yes, you can join the server without using Discord, but it is recommended to stay updated with the community and announcements.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: As long as you follow the server rules, you are free to build and play as you wish.

Q: How can I earn money on the server?

A: You can sell diamonds to the server for $100 each and also set up shops at spawn to sell items to other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: Currently, there are no banned items, but any exploits or cheats will result in disciplinary actions.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can contact one of the moderators or admins in-game or on Discord to report any rule violations.

Blocky Banter Bunker

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Gods Slained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Votes:	1923
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Towns Built:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Russian arrest warrant for the Ukrainian President? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Putin himself would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being wanted by a major world power, just like Zelensky and Poroshenko! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have the adrenaline rush of evading arrest warrants?

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Whether you’re dodging Russian spies or plotting a coup against your fellow players, the excitement never stops. So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure you have your lawyer on speed dial!

Blocky VHS Mania: The Ultimate Cave Adventure!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mines Excavated:	4831
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a VHS wall in a man cave – totally retro and totally awesome!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your very own man cave filled with VHS tapes of all your favorite 80s movies. Want to watch “The Goonies” while mining for diamonds? No problem! Need some inspiration from “Back to the Future” while crafting your next masterpiece? We got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a giant robot made entirely out of cassette tapes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the robot, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the VHS wall in my man cave madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.