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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of being a lonely incel in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual Chad overnight! Our server is filled with beautiful pixelated babes who are just waiting for you to sweep them off their blocky feet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gigacope, a mythical creature that grants unlimited confidence to anyone who defeats it in battle. Imagine going from awkward virgin to smooth-talking ladies’ man with just one epic showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper by your side?

Hotdog Water

Hardcore, hotdog, Water

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Farms Harvested:	858	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Hotdog Water is hardcore.

You vote for world reset on the discord, and if people vote for it, the world is reset within five minutes.

Hotdog Water is vanilla.

There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, and there is no land claim.

Rules

PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a wiener.

🌭 Have fun! 🌭 Server IP: play.hotdogwater.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog

Discord: https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

Video: https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE

VanillaAnarchy

semi anarchy, Vanillaanarchy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchantments Applied:	194
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	2593	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

IP: VanillaAnarchy.net

Vanilla Semi-Anarchy Server With No Limits

Established on July 1st, 2023, VanillaAnarchy (VA) is dedicated to delivering the ultimate vanilla experience.

World Size: 30 Million Blocks
View Distance: 10 Chunks
Simulation Distance: 9 Chunks
Mob Spawn Distance/Rates: 8 Chunks/Vanilla
World Resets: Never
Start Date: July 1st 2023
Joinable on: 1.19 – 1.20.4
Discord: discord.gg/vanillaanarchy
Store: store.vanillaanarchy.net

At VA, we’re all about breaking the limits. No player caps here – thanks to our cutting-edge server hardware and software, we can scale to accommodate over 1000 players seamlessly if needed. All while having unlimited mob caps, a default world border, 10-chunk view, 9-chunk simulation, and an 8-chunk mob spawn distance. With the goal to provide the most expansive and immersive vanilla Minecraft gaming experience out there.

Our commitment to authenticity is reflected in our no-reset policy and minimal rules. We embrace the essence of Minecraft, staying true to its original vision. The only restrictions we enforce are against exploiting and hacking to preserve the game’s core experience the way Mojang intended it.

WarpedRealm

smp, WarpedRealm

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5852
Players Killed by Monsters:	8413	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragons Tamed:	1

WarpedRealm.com: A thrilling Minecraft survival server packed with exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience! Explore custom dimensions and battle challenging mobs and bosses, all while working your way up the in-game ranking system with over 32 ranks.

Our server offers custom items, including powerful staffs, tomes, hammers and much more, as well as a unique crafting system that allows you to create and upgrade gear to suit your playstyle.

Enjoy our new custom resource pack with emotes and furniture, and take advantage of our player-driven economy and player shops. With mini dungeons to discover, upgradable spawners, jobs and skills to master, custom armor sets to collect, and grief prevention claims to keep your builds safe, WarpedRealm has something for everyone.

Join us today and start your adventure!

IP: WarpedRealm.com

Features:

The WarpedRealm Features a impressive variety of custom mobs, bosses and items with special abilities for you to find and conquer, other features include special fishing rewards like treasure and rare fish, Jobs, Griefprevention, Daily and Weekly quests, Consistent updates, A collection of Ranks which grant you access to amazing perks, upgradable spawners, a playerdriven economy and a lot more.

Full List:

(New) Custom Resource Pack with Emotes, Furniture etc.
In-game progressive ranking system over 32 Ranks
Custom Dimensions
Mini dungeons
Custom Mobs
Upgradable Spawners
Jobs
Skills
Custom fishing
Grief prevention (Claims)
Quests
Custom Armor sets
Custom Items including Staffs, Tomes, Hammers and more
Custom crafting systems
Playerdriven Economy
Playershops

HearthCraft

HearthCraft, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	50	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself [**here**](https://hearthcraftsmp.buycraft.net/)) that has been making the best experiences since **October of 2018**. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek [here](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/805875826356519022/863463751265157150/2021-07-08\_01.00.12.png)! * **The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.** * **0% pay-to-win perk system.** * Resource worlds (resets monthly) * [Dynmap](https://map.hearthcraft.net/) * Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. * Pet system * Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. * Land Claiming * mcMMO * Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. * Marriage plugin * /wild (random teleport) command * Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance! **Technical** * Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia * Uses Purpur * Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback, for rare cases in which the server is clearly at fault, with InventorySaver. * /pl is public * No keep-inventory but /back is enabled and drops are locked (i.e. no one can take them except you) by default. * Difficulty = Hard * Main world is 90,000 * 90,000. All other worlds are 20,000 * 20,000. * No automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers, entity cullers, and the like. **Details** * Website: [https://www.hearthcraft.net\](https://www.hearthcraft.net/)

* Discord: [https://discord.hearthcraft.net\](https://discord.hearthcraft.net/)

* Rules: [http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules\](http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules)

* IP: play.hearthcraft.net * Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

playwoa

playwoa, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Hello everyone,

Exciting news! Our brand new Vanilla server is now live!

Immerse yourself in a world generated with the latest Minecraft version.

Discover the extraordinary world of our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and every block tells a unique story. Immerse yourself in an amazing community where players forge unforgettable adventures, construct awe inspiring structures, and embark on thrilling quests. With custom features, dynamic gameplay, and a dedicated team, our server offers an unparalleled experience.

Join us and be part of something truly extraordinary in the vast landscapes of Minecraft!

See you there!

Server IP: mc.playwoa.com

Read these rules in full before participating on the Server or Platforms and you will avoid unpleasant consequences of having your stay cut short. Ignorance of these rules is no defense.

In short, these rules can be summed up as follows:

• RESPECT EVERYONE

• DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT

• DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE

• MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY

The above rule summary should be self-explanatory; in case it’s not, a detailed explanation of each bullet point follows.

Rules: https://playwoa.com/rules

Join the adventure at mc.playwoa.com

See you there! 👋

Website: https://playwoa.com

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/8EWAzny

TotallyNotSuspicious

Semi Vanilla, TotallyNotSuspicious

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	155	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ores Mined:	761	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Apply here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

(Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort!)

INFORMATION

TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are highly valued – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive of all people. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here. Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America – with 20 TPS constantly
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums
Ticket systems, answered immediately
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Organized Dragon Fights and other various events.

DISCORD

Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Joining the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed within the Discord Server.

Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or join the server without playing.

MINI SEASONS

Inbetween seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons, lasting around a month – usually starting in December and June! These can range from snowy adventures with magic, to high tech summer modpacks. The current ongoing miniseason started on the 15th of December!

If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons; https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n

FroobWorld

FroobWorld, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Dragons Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Void Gems Collected:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

IP: s.froobworld.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/mMu7xaX

Website: https://froobworld.com/

Dynmap: https://map.froobworld.com/

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMPyou will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claimingwith no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

The Grotto

Grotto, smp

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	New Chunks Explored:	892545
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

The Grotto 🗻

Connect with play.thegrotto.gg / Join our Discord

The Grotto is a Survival PvE server focused on creating an amazing gameplay experience for our community members.

Travel from border-to-border across our expansive survival world..

Equip yourself with custom-enchanted gear and battle dungeon bosses in our hand-built dungeons..

Form towns and nations with the lands claim system..

With our variety of gameplay-related features and improvements, no one play-style is expected or required, play how you want to play.

Feature Previews 🍿

Some of our features include:

🚀 Player Levelling System
✨ Custom Enchantments
📯 Daily Quests
🗾 New Crafting Recipes
🧟 Modified Monster Spawning
🗼 Beacon Effects
⚔️ Boss Dungeons
🪓 Regenerating Resource Mines
🦘 Parkour & Chat Minigames

Things We Don’t Have

Don’t waste your time joining a server if it doesn’t have a specific feature you want! Some of the features we do not offer are..

McMMO
Towny
Raiding

Better MC

Modded

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	259	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Public Better MC server. We have a small growing community with very active players everyone is friendly and always willing to help new players. Make sure to join our community on discord for support, server updates and more!

Modpack	Version	IP Address
Better MC [FORGE] – BMC4	v26	bettermc.silverkeepmc.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/5qQzfJyNju

Website: https://silverkeepmc.com/tag/servers/

Parallel

Parallel, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a server that lets you explore like never before? Welcome to Parallela semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds in order to face great dangers, traverse uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

🔮 IP Address (1.20+): play.parallelmc.org 🎉 Join our Discord: https://discord.parallelmc.org

💻 Server Website: https://www.parallelmc.org

📸 Server Photos: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers-java-edition/pc-servers/3023191-parallel-semi-vanilla-smp-1-19-multiworld (“Server Images” tab)

Server Features

Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay: Our new overworld and our older overworld are interconnected! In fact, it’s more like open-universe gameplay. Players aren’t restricted from exploring all aspects of vanilla Minecraft, and they can also check out space, a sky dimension, and much more! Secrets are uncovered around every corner…
Custom Features: Explore rifts to other worlds, discover custom structures and fight through difficult custom dungeons, interact and trade with characters, add charms to your items, and much, much more!
Active, Dynamic Community: You’ll never have trouble finding a friendly face on here! Players are also willing to help you out in any way possible, whether it be building, fighting, or gathering resources. Join our Discord to learn about our regular server events!
Participate in Lore: Players actively shape the server’s story that has been taking place since April 2020 – learn more about it here!
Active Economy: An actively-maintained Shopping District featuring dozens of vanilla chest shops! Characters also sell custom goods in and around the spawn town!
Quality of Life Improvements: Better wandering traders, shooting stars, player + mob head drops, XP storage… no detail is too small!
NO LAG: Parallel uses dedicated server hardware to deliver you a constant stream of 20 TPS, lagless gameplay

Server Rules

No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)
No hacking (our anticheat mitigates hacked clients)
Be respectful when interacting with other players through chat and gameplay
A fuller set of rules can be found on our website!

So what are you waiting for? Join Parallel to start crafting your journey today!

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