CraftyBBC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBBC – Where blocks meet banter, memes and epic adventures! Join now for a LOL-tastic time! #minecraft #gamer #fun

#gamer, Adventures, banter, BBC, blocks, CraftyBBC, Epic, Fun, Join, LOLtastic, Meet, memes, Minecraft, superior, Til, Time, white men

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old white men? Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the BBC reigns supreme? Come on down to our server where we have epic battles between BBC warriors and average white dudes. Will the BBC conquer all? Will the white men rise up and take back the server? Only one way to find out – join us now for an unforgettable and hilarious experience! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining and politically charged? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8623	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Towns Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Evil Twin Fights:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Animals Bred:	149	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

celebration, Condolences, condolences to the family, deceased, eternal rest, Farewell, Gone but not forgotten, Grief, Honor, in loving memory, Legacy, Loss, memorial, Memory, Minecraft, passing, power, Remembrance, Respect, REST, rest in peace, rest in power, Server, Tribute

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	117
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Votes:	9666
Animals Bred:	183	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Towns Built:	8	New Chunks Explored:	255957

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchantments Applied:	108	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Items Found:	5713	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

border control, Chemicals, Contraband, CraftyChemWarfare, Crime Prevention, european union, hazardous materials, illegal-trade, International, investigation, law enforcement, national security, organized crime, Russia-bound, SECURITY, Seize, SMUGGLING, Spanish police, suspicious activity, trafficking, weapons material

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	4387	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!