Craftybanter MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyBanter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through our magical world filled with flying cows, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake and the only rule is to have fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyBanter Minecraft Server

property value, Upgrade, improvement projects, Minecraft, Repair

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete disaster… in the best way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of constantly having to fight off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Yes, you read that right. Killer bunnies with diamond swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity pops out and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance Justin Bieber or Beyonce? Only one way to find out!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with soda. But beware, the gingerbread men guarding the treasure chests are not to be underestimated.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

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CraftyHomelessShelter

mental health, housing crisis, Social Issues, illegal sleeping, vulnerable populations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even homeless players can find a place to call home! Our server is so inclusive that we even have virtual shelters for those who can’t find a real one in the game. And don’t worry about not qualifying for a shelter because of your in-game drug use, we have a special “Drug-Friendly Shelter” just for you! Join now and build your virtual dream home, no matter your real-life circumstances!

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TerroristHideawayMC

Shejaia, civilian casualties, gaza, killings, Attacks

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be killin’ terrorists like IDF killin’ dem baddies in UNRWA schools! We be droppin’ bombs in Shejaia like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for some explosive fun and help us take down the bad guys in the most epic way possible! Plus, we got mad loot and insane builds that will blow your mind! So what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s wreck havoc together!

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MooCraft: Udderly Unique Flavors

milk production, Breed, breastmilk, human milk, biology

yo, u ever wondered if cow milk tastes diffrent dependin on the breed? well, imagine if breastmilk tastes diffrent dependin on the person! 😂😂😂

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have a secret potion that turns all the cows into magical rainbow cows that poop out diamonds! yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS! 💎💩

not only that, but we also have a hidden underground village where all the villagers speak in pig latin and wear sombreros made out of cheese! 🧀🐷

oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating castle made entirely out of jelly beans? yea, we take candy crush to a whole new level on this server! 🍬🏰

so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a little bit of brain damage from all the craziness! 😜🤪🤯

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MMI Survival

Vanilla, Play, Spawn, vanilla minecraft, PvP

MMI Survial is a new minecraft server. Currently you just spawn in like singleplayer and play. soon we will be adding in more plugins and making mini games but for now it just Vanilla Minecraft Multiplayer

219.89.197.203

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Bifrost SMP: Vanilla-ish, Whitelist, Events, HermitCraft-like, 1.21! (16+)

Semi Vanilla, shopping, player, Hub, Events

Bifrost SMP Minecraft Server

Server Info	Now updated to 1.21
World	Midgard (JAVA Survival World)
Community	Community-driven server with various events
Focus	Vanilla play style with QOL Datapacks and Plugins
Primary Time of activity	Afternoon and evening in EST, weekends

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join Bifrost SMP?	To join, click the link to their Discord and make sure to read the rules carefully. Your application will be reviewed within 12 hours.
What kind of events does Bifrost SMP have?	Bifrost SMP has impromptu movie nights, board game nights, Dungeons and Dragons, variety games, and more. They also have community projects and player run shops.
Are there any specific rules for the server?	Ensure you read and follow the rules posted on their Discord. Respectful behavior and community involvement are encouraged.
What time does most of the player base log in?	Most players log in during the afternoon and evening in EST, as well as on weekends. Activity may seem low midday.

BlueHairCraft Server

Server, Blue shorthair, BlueHairCraft, british people, retarded

Welcome to the Blue Shorthair server, where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s fart and the adventures are wilder than a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a cozy campfire.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our community is so awesome, it’s like a party in the End dimension every day.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of explosions. And rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join the Blue Shorthair server today and let the craziness begin!

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FrenchFryCraft Minecraft Server

Server, celebration, long awaited, Minecraft, Victory

Are you tired of getting wrecked by France in every battle? Well, fear not my friend! Join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can finally get the revenge you deserve. Build a fortress so strong that even Napoleon himself would be jealous. Show France who’s boss and dominate the server with your epic building skills. Join now and let the battle begin!

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SisSurprisePartyGone Minecraft Server

family dynamics, Minecraft, party cancellation, party planning, Family Events

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and games await!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous lands and build magnificent structures together. But beware, there may be surprise parties that you’ll want to avoid at all costs!

Forget about petty arguments and join our server where the only blockage you’ll face is a pesky creeper blowing up your hard work.

So come on in, leave the family drama behind, and let’s craft some epic memories together. Who needs a surprise party when you can have a surprise block of diamonds waiting for you in our world? Join now and let the fun begin!

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