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CraftyBagel – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5325

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9486	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that creepers actually tell jokes before exploding! You’ll die laughing, quite literally.

2. Our players have built a giant statue of a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right. Diamond eggs.

3. We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky music. It’s a thriller of a time!

4. The ender dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and now flies around in a cozy sweater. Who knew dragons had such soft sides?

5. Our server events include a “Build a House out of TNT and Survive” challenge. It’s a blast, literally.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughter.

CraftyKremlinJailbreak

authoritarianism, Censorship, controversial, CraftyKremlinJailbreak, criticism, Democracy, dissent, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, insult, law, Legal System, legislation, legislation proposal, Officials, Politics, prison term, protest, punishment, russia

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	5756
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

Block the Bite Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	6703
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Challenge SMP Server
Features	World is just caves, but all biomes spawn Races with different perks No PvP within the same race Protections with /claim command Crossplay support (PC Java, PC Bedrock, mobile)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the playtest?	Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
What will I receive for participating in the playtest?	Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends?	Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest?	Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

Anime Son Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	209504
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Towns Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

ResellRuinMinecraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1762
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

CraftyComfortsTV

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6052
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Star Shards Collected:	267
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Runes Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	100	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!