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CraftyBagel – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5325

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	188	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that creepers actually tell jokes before exploding! You’ll die laughing, quite literally.

2. Our players have built a giant statue of a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right. Diamond eggs.

3. We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky music. It’s a thriller of a time!

4. The ender dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and now flies around in a cozy sweater. Who knew dragons had such soft sides?

5. Our server events include a “Build a House out of TNT and Survive” challenge. It’s a blast, literally.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughter.

DriveCraft Emotion Detector

aggressive driving, behavior analysis, Body language, Communication, defensive driving, detector, DriveCraft, driving behavior, driving habits, emotion, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, emotional perception, emotional reactions, emotional responses, emotional signals, facial expressions, human emotions, nonverbal cues, Psychology, road rage, social cues

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Runes Activated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we can read human emotions quicker by how people drive in the game than by their expressions in real life. it’s like a virtual psychoanalysis session every time you log on.

we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. they trade in diamonds and emeralds and have their own llama mafia that enforces the rules.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but be careful, it’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are surprisingly good at math.

our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely out of dirt blocks. it’s a marvel of engineering and a testament to the dedication of our players. climb to the top and you’ll be rewarded with a view of the entire server, complete with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

so come join us on our minecraft server for a wild ride full of surprises, llamas, and diamond chickens. who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to explore?

Hippo Snooze Sync

brain activity, brain health, brain waves, Breathing, circadian rhythm, cognitive function, deep sleep, hippo, hippocampal activity, human hippocampus, neural activity, neural synchronization, neurophysiology, orchestration, physiological processes, rem sleep, respiratory rhythm, Sleep, sleep disorders, sleep oscillations, snooze, Sync, synchronization

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where ur breathin actually helps u sleep better in the game? well, this server is the place for u! our magical hippopotamus (hippocampus) will synchronize with ur sleep oscillations and make u feel like ur dreamin while ur playin! join now for the ultimate sleepin and craftin experience!

Dreamscape Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, affirmative action, discrimination, Diversity, dreamscape, equality, gender bias, gender equality, inclusion, Marginalized, Medicine, minority groups, Privilege, racial bias, Realms, social justice, Stereotypes, systemic discrimination, tech industry, underrepresented, white men, workplace discrimination

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Bruh, forget about all that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual doctor! You can cure pixelated zombies with your magical healing powers and build hospitals out of blocks! Who needs real life when you can save lives in the virtual world? Plus, we have a secret lab where you can create potions that make you fly like a majestic unicorn! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and let your inner mad scientist run wild!

The Caring Crafter Minecraft SMP

ai, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Caring, crafter, Discords, doki doki literature club, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, nikke, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, sharing, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tutorials, zenless zone zero

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a strict sharing/caring policy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our AI guides will blow your mind with their unlimited gens, and our BLACKED Modding will take your gameplay to a whole new level.

But that’s not all! We also offer official BLACKED clothing for your in-game character, a BNWO dictionary for all your roleplaying needs, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms program that will leave you speechless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GodlyConnection – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, communication with god, connect with god, connecting with higher self, connecting with the divine, connecting with the universe, divine connection, FAITH, finding god, GodlyConnection, Higher power, meditation, Minecraft, PRAYER, relationship with god, Religion, religious practices, seeking God, smp, spiritual connection, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, Worship

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Emeralds Found:	8056
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Potions Brewed:	64

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server. First of all, we have the dankest memes this side of the blocky universe. Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. We have secret rituals every full moon where we sacrifice diamonds to summon Herobrine. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna connect with your god in the most epic way possible, join our server now! Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll be stuck mining dirt for eternity. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!

BlockyBodBoost

balanced diet, BlockyBodBoost, fitness routine, health tip, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle choices, healthy living, holistic healing, holistic health, life changing, mental health awareness, mind-body connection, mindfulness practice, natural remedies, positive mindset, preventative care, self improvement, self-care, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, wellness journey

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7090	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Potions Brewed:	89	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will literally change your life!

Join us and discover the health tip that will have you feeling like a Minecraft superhero. Our players have reported increased energy levels, improved focus, and even the ability to mine diamonds with their minds!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that grants players eternal youth. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to endless days of blocky adventures.

So why wait? Join us now and start your journey to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Fruit Fly Defense – Parasite Survival

Bacteria, biological defense, Biologists, Defense, defense mechanism, evolutionary adaptation, evolutionary biology, Fly, Fruit, fruit fly, gene transfer, genetic adaptation, genetic defense, genetic evolution, genetic mutation, horizontal gene transfer, insect behavior, PARASITE, parasitic wasps, predation, scientific research, species, Survival, survival strategy, symbiotic relationship

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7578
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

So, like, this server is like if fruit flies and bacteria had a baby and made a super fly that can survive anything! Join us and become a super fly in the Minecraft world! We have crazy adventures where you can battle parasitic wasps and show off your horizontal gene transfer skills. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Fly high with us and dominate the Minecraft universe like never before!

MineElite MC

Australian, Enhancements, gameplay, mc, Minecraft, MineElite, PERMISSIONS, Raw, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8023	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Australian Raw Survival Server, with few little enhancments added otherwise back to raw gameplay, all welcome to play, and earn permissions ontop of existing ones

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Bismarck

bismarck, Create, Economy, Immersive Engineering, Many Building Mods, Many Food/Agriculture Mods, Modded, muskets, Recruits – Workers, small ships, stock market, valkyien skies

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
New Chunks Explored:	716278	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Bismarck Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server set in the year 1836 with pre-claimed nations, colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.
Server Features	Stock Market Economy Create Valkyien Skies Immersive Engineering Muskets Small Ships Recruits – Workers Many Food/Agriculture Mods Many Building Mods
Modlist	View Modlist
Map with Claims	Dynmap
Minecraft Server IP Address	bismarck.minecraft.bz
Server and Modpack Information	Discord Server

FAQ

Q: What is the setting of the Bismarck Minecraft Server?

A: The server is set in the year 1836 with pre-claimed nations on a Modded Medieval Earth map.

Q: What are some of the server features?

A: The server features colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.

Q: Is there a stock market on the server?

A: Yes, there is a stock market feature on the server.

Q: Where can I view the modlist for the server?

A: You can view the modlist here.

Q: How can I access the Dynmap with claims?

A: You can access the Dynmap with claims here.

Q: What is the Minecraft server IP address?

A: The Minecraft server IP address is bismarck.minecraft.bz.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?

A: You can find more information on the server and modpack on the Discord Server.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.4

1.20.4, Balmung, chocobo, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Empyreum, Excalibur, FANTASY, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, hot springs, Kabuki Lupin III., Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Malboro, Mamook, Mana, Marilith, materia, Mateus, MEETUPS, mist, NYE Meetup, pandaemonium, patch notes, primal, Resources, Shirogane Ward, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Sophia, Starlight Celebration, survival tips, XIV, Yak T’el, zurvan

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Starlight Celebration but on crack! We got meetups like crazy, more lit than a Christmas tree on fire. We got Free Companies, Linkshells, and resources for days. Plus, we got a LOTR marathon at Snowsteep Springs, like what even is that? And don’t even get me started on the NYE Meetup at Malboro Shirogane Ward, it’s gonna be wilder than a creeper explosion. Join now or regret it forever, bro. #MinecraftMadness