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CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

catbox, Conflict, CraftyCreepers, Diss, Diss track, Geopolitics, Hip Hop, iran, Iran vs Israel, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, mp4, Music, music video, Political, proxies, Rap, Server, song, Tensions, track, Video

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

accept Christ, Awaits, Besties, Chad, chance, Christian, Christian Worship, Christianity, CREEPERS, dont, Earthly constructs, Eternity, free from sin, Heaven, JesusCraft, latest statistics, modern technology, population density, realistic image, Sin, Stand, statistics, worship centres

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	251	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome

advice, attraction, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, DATING, doubts, emotions, feelings, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, lines, love, perspective, pickup, relationships, self esteem, signs, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	755
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2234

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where anything goes! Join us if you enjoy watching players flirt with other women in-game, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis in the chat. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	529	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Ores Mined:	778	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

ReggaetonRaveCraft: Where the party never stops, even at 4:00am in Bayamon!

400am, annoyance, bayamon, Caribbean music, Community, disrespectful behavior., disturbance, disturbance of peace, inconsiderate, late night, loud music, music lovers, neighbors, noise pollution, Party, partying, Puerto Rican culture, Puerto Rico, reggaeton, ReggaetonRaveCraft, sleepless night, Stops

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like blasting loud reggaeton at 4:00am in Bayamon, Puerto Rico – wild, unpredictable, and guaranteed to keep you on your toes!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Sayu’s Silly Sync Server: Where Chaos and Creativity Collide!

#youtube, Chaos, collide, CONTENT, creativity, Fans, general, GRASS, hate twitch, Live, memberships, merch, MV, s&s, Sayu love, Sayu Sincronisity, Sayus, Schedule, Server, silly, Sync, Thread, twitch, twitter, vacation, vods, Website

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch the grass without getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, you can save the grass without even touching it! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Girl Power Craft: Where Even /v/ Can’t Resist Losing

#100percentcompletion, #achievementunlocked, #bossrush, #characterdesign, #gamebosses, #gamecompletion, #gamerachievement, #GamingCommunity, #hiddenbosses, #isu-kagestyle, #videogames, bossbattle, challengeaccepted, Craft, EpicBattle, GamersUnite, GameStrategy, GamingDiscussion, girl, girlpower, LOSING, power, REFIGHT, Resist, ronin

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of losing to girls in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! We’ve got hidden bosses that will challenge even the most skilled players, and rumor has it, one of them is actually a character you know in real life. But don’t worry, they won’t hold back just because they know you. Plus, we have a boss that uses the aisu-kage style – a style so rare, you can’t even refight him! Join our server and prove your worth against these epic challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress that girl you keep losing to.

Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

anti-Semitic, ass, Blockhead, bonanza, CREEPERS, derogatory, Discriminatory, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hateful, hurtful, ignorant, intolerant, kikes, no brains, no foreskin, offensive, prejudice, racist, stupid, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

2010s, against porn, amateur creators, artistic expression, average people, Camera, confusion, coomer, Effort, Garbage, girls riding dildos, high ratings, hooked on porn, internet, meets, Minecraft, NSFW, originality, overblown, Paradise, Peen, PIXEL, porn hype, porn shills, quality of porn, quality porn, quantity porn, social media, solo artists

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2312	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocktopia LOLz

action, Adventure, blocktopia, diverse characters, Drama, dystopian, Emotional journey, futuristic, Gay, Identity, LGBTQ, lolz, love story, Mystery, Oblivion Battery, queer, relationships, romance, Sci Fi, Suspense, Technology, Thought-provoking, Thriller

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as gay as a rainbow unicorn riding a glittery dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with fabulous adventures, rainbow-colored blocks, and sparkly explosions. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers wear rainbow bowties and the zombies break out into dance routines. So come on over and let your inner fabulousness shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!