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Hermit Ruins: Where vanilla isn’t just for ice cream! 1.21 whitelist for l337+ only!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	284838
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9890
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Hermit Ruins Minecraft Server

Main Features
Friendly People Vanilla Plus Mature community Redstone ready Easy connectivity Fun

Click here to join our discord server.

If you have any questions, message .the_shadow or tastygarlek on discord.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Hermit Ruins?	Hermit Ruins is a vanilla Minecraft server with handpicked datapacks for quality of life changes.
How old is the server?	The server is about a month old as of writing.
What are the main features of the server?	Main features include friendly community, mature environment, Vanilla Plus datapacks, redstone compatibility, easy connectivity, and community events.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players are asked to be at least 16 years of age and mature.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord server and fill out a short application.

PotionCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, Anon, Beverage, confusion, drink, Enchantment, FANTASY, funny, humor, love, love potion, love potion or whiskey, Magic, magical whiskey, Minecraft, mysterious love potion, Potion, potion or whiskey, PotionCraft, romance, Server, Spell, swigs, whiskey

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mines Excavated:	1646
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love potions are actually just whiskey in disguise! Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken adventures and questionable decision-making.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our love potions will have you confessing your undying love to creepers and sheep alike. Who needs a pickaxe when you have liquid courage on your side?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground speakeasies, where you can trade diamonds for questionable items and dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server, where love potions are whiskey, diamonds are the currency of choice, and the only rule is to have a good time. Just watch out for those pesky hangovers, they hit harder than a creeper explosion!

Tonight’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

addition, calculation, Counting, counting activity, counting challenge, counting exercise, Counting Game, counting practice, estimation, Figures, Guessing, how many tonight, Mathematics, Minecraft, Numbers, Numerals, Quantity, Shenanigans, smp, sum, tallying, tonights, TOTAL

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited food and powers beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path is treacherous and filled with traps set by mischievous villagers who are tired of being ignored.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in our lava hot tub or challenge your friends to a game of chicken jousting on top of our tallest tower. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest where the trees sing show tunes and the mushrooms throw a mean dance party.

So, how many tonight are ready to join our wacky world of Minecraft madness? Grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

Mom’s Sleepover Shack

Assumptions, Boundaries, Boys, Communication, Friends, Girls, guest room, high school, misunderstanding, moms, Mother, negligence, parental consent, parenting, Permission, relationships, Shack, sleepover, sleepover rules, teenage friendships, teenagers, Trust

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a teenage sleepover? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of navigating through parent drama, just like in this wild sleepover story.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a heated argument between parents about whether or not a girl should have stayed the night with boys. Who needs PvP when you have parents going at it over sleepover logistics?

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the chaos of miscommunication, assumptions, and phone calls blowing up like creeper explosions. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will have you saying “I can’t believe this is happening in a Minecraft server!”

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

LimbsAwayCraft

amputated body part, amputated limb, amputation, amputation recovery, amputation surgery, amputee, biohazard, disposal, Healthcare, LimbsAwayCraft, Medical Ethics, medical practice, medical procedure, Medical research, Medical Treatment, medical waste, patient care, surgery, surgical procedure, surgical waste, tissue donation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all of your limbs intact! Unlike those other servers where your body parts mysteriously disappear, we guarantee that you will leave our server will all limbs attached.

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of what doctors do with your amputated body parts after surgery. Rumor has it that they use them to create a secret army of zombie limbs to take over the world! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back (and all your other body parts too).

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of keeping all your limbs while embarking on epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret lab where doctors are experimenting on limbs to create the ultimate weapon – the Limb-o-nator! Join us now and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft: Bridge Blunders

Blunders, border disputes, bridge destruction, Bridge.., Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military technology, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, Ukraine, War Tactics, Western rockets

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Animals Bred:	145	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, like, u can be part of da epic battle between russia and ukraine! u can be all sneaky and use western rockets to destroy bridges in da kursk region, just like in real life! join now and be part of da chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

RareCancerCraft

cancer patients, cancer research, cancer study, common cancer patients, common cancers, mental health, mental health issues, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, mental health study, Patients, psychological health, psychological outcomes, psychological research, psychological study, rare cancer patients, rare cancers, RareCancerCraft, Risk, study

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3000	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Zombie Dances:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	907009

so, like, you know how when you play minecraft and you’re, like, building stuff and mining and stuff? well, on this server, we got, like, magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows that give you super powers.

join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure and talking cows that tell the best jokes.

not to mention, our community is, like, super supportive and will always have your back, even when you accidentally blow up your own house for the tenth time.

so, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if that means riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Anpanman’s Neglected Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, Anpanman, Anpanmans, Bread man, cartoon, childhood favorite, children’s show, cultural appreciation, Cultural differences, cultural impact, Entertainment, global perspectives, ignorance, Japanese culture, lack of awareness, long tail tag, Media, Minecraft, neglected, pop culture, Realm, Server, SuperHero, West, western society

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where they actually expect you to care about Anpanman? Well, look no further because on our server, we couldn’t care less about that bread-headed superhero! Join us for a wild ride where we focus on more important things like building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and having epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Who needs Anpanman when you can have all this craziness and more? Join now and leave that bread-loving hero in the dust!

TreasuryBillz4Doordash Minecraft SMP

DoorDash, Economy, finance, financial literacy, Financial Planning, inflation, interest rates, investing, investment strategies, long-term growth, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Overpaying, passive income, personal finance, savings, smart investing, smp, stock market, treasury bills, TreasuryBillz4Doordash, wealth building

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Doordash deliveries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Not only do we offer a thriving economy where treasury bills are paying over 5%, but our stock market is booming like never before!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the diamond-hungry miner who accidentally stumbled upon a secret vault filled with enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds this vault will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Creeper, who dreams of becoming a stand-up comedian but always ends up blowing himself up instead. And let’s not forget about Karen the Ender Dragon, who is constantly demanding to speak to the manager of the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest economy, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the blocky world of Minecraft!

IcePackRage Minecraft Server

ableism, Accountability, Ankle Injury, Chronic pain, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, friendship, frozen vegetables, icepack, IcePackRage, inconsiderate, knee injury, Meltdown, Minecraft, overreaction, pain management, physical therapy, roommate, self-care, selfish behavior, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Potions Brewed:	143	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ice pack drama like this! Join us and leave all your knee injuries behind, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about frozen vegetables.

Our server is so cool, even cooler than that $40 ice pack that everyone fights over. We guarantee that you won’t have to cry over melted ice packs or deal with any accusations of ableism here. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about getting called out for holding someone accountable.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! Who needs ice packs when you have a virtual world to conquer?