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Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, Assyrians, Colonization, Conquer, Conquerors, crusaders, greeks, History, imperialism, Invaders, lebanon, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, OTTOMANS, Persians, Phoenicians, ROMANS, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday letdown, birthday tradition, college separation, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, joint birthday, Minecraft, NoShowSis, Server, sibling bond, sibling communication, sibling expectations, sibling loyalty., sibling relationship, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, Twins

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	218	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

GFreeloaderCraft

abusive behavior, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, bare minimum, contribute or leave, Contribution, East LA, EXCUSE, freeloader, GFreeloaderCraft, hollywood hills, Indefinitely, Lifestyle, pull her weight, relationship, rent free, toxic behavior, transaction, Ultimatum

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

BadAdviceMC SMP

bad advice, BadAdviceMC, detrimental advice, incorrect advice, misguided advice, misguided suggestion, poor guidance, smp, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, useless advice, worst advice, worst advice ever, worst advice experience, worst advice given, worst advice heard, worst advice in life, worst advice memory, worst advice received, worst advice situation, worst advice story

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	9391	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	4129	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6540	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	273

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	52	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

holy.deadtime.site

Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!