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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2366 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than our builds are our players! Join us if you want to experience a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk while laying eggs.
Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of sneaky villagers who claimed they needed it for a secret dance party.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be built on a giant stack of paper, because why not? Who needs solid ground when you can have a server that defies all logic and reason?
So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our server. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything is possible.
