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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 861 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8122 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2178 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”
But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!
Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!
