Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the only one doing housework in your relationship. On our server, everyone pitches in to clean up creeper explosions and cook up some delicious virtual meals. No more feeling like you’re the only one carrying the load – here, everyone pulls their weight (even the virtual cats!).
Imagine a world where your partner doesn’t complain about the state of the virtual wardrobe or leave a pile of virtual laundry for you to deal with. On our server, teamwork makes the dream work, and you’ll never have to hear “still looks like stuff exploded in there” ever again.
So come on in and join us for a stress-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Who needs a real-life partner when you have a whole virtual community ready to have your back? Let’s build, mine, and adventure together – because on our server, everyone is a team player (even the virtual cats)!
Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’ll be caught in a torrential downpour of mobs or if you’ll strike gold in a hidden treasure chest. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not checking the forecast – we thrive on unpredictability!
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like my sibling and their spouse, you may find yourself canceling future group sessions because you feel they’re “unproductive.” But hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell about the time you accused someone of calling you unintelligent over a Minecraft chat.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, always check the weather forecast before logging on – you never know when a storm of creepers might be headed your way!
We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and stacks of netherite blocks. And don’t even get me started on the pet creepers we have roaming around, they’re like our own little explosive buddies.
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as our favorite mob and have dance parties in the Nether. And every full moon, we sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Ender Dragon for good luck. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #BestSMPever #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend #PiggyPower
If you join this server, you’ll be granted magical powers to summon a herd of dancing pigs or turn your enemies into giant marshmallows. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds that will make you scream like a banshee.
Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a golden toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water? Yeah, it’s a thing. So come on over and join the madness, because on this server, anything is possible. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
and get this, the mobs in the game are, like, super scared of hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, so u can, like, totally use them to defeat all the zombies and creepers and stuff! it’s, like, the ultimate power-up in the game! so, come join our server and be a covid-fighting hero in minecraft! it’s gonna be, like, so epic and totally insane!
| Description | Near Vanilla is a 7 year old, close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. |
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| IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
| Website | https://nearvanilla.com |
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated.
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We’ve got more hot yaoi action than you can shake a diamond sword at!
And let me tell ya, the creepers on this server are more fabulous than a rainbow sheep in a tutu!
So come on down and get your yaoi on while building the most fabulous pixel art you’ve ever seen!
Join now and let your inner fujoshi or fudanshi run wild!
