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Cuntree Army Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where having an army in your “cunt” is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, epic quests, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Cuntree of Doom, where players can test their skills against fearsome creatures like the dreaded Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a spare pair of diamond pants.

NO NO NO Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	New Chunks Explored:	233017
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Don’t believe us? Well, just wait until you see our secret disco party room where creepers dance to dubstep music all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his chicken army with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dispute, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family reconciliation, family relationships, Family Values, Minecraft, Server, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding guest list etiquette, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding RSVP, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Crops Grown:	3194	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is left at the door! We understand that sometimes you just don’t want certain people in your life, and that’s totally okay. Just like how this player (23F) decided not to invite her cousins to her wedding because they threw her grandma out of the house – yikes! But hey, we’ve all got that one family member we’d rather not see, right?

Join our server and escape the family drama by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring vast landscapes. Who needs cousins when you’ve got a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, if your mom and aunt start causing a ruckus, just build a TNT cannon and blast them away (not really, please don’t do that).

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. Because let’s face it, family gatherings can be a real creeper sometimes, but here, you’re free to craft your own adventure without any unwanted guests crashing the party. See you in the game!

Dad’sCraft: Divorce Edition

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to build your own virtual family that won’t send you to conversion therapy or storm out of stores over $20. Our server is a safe space for all, even if your mom thinks you’re the reason for her potential divorce. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your grandpa making weird comments about your sister’s skin color. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build a dirt house? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles with giant spiders, and the chance to befriend a pack of wild wolves who will fight by your side. Who needs haunted houses when you can experience true terror in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server in existence!

Enderbread Kingdom

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Do you love eating pickles dipped in chocolate sauce while wearing a tutu and singing show tunes? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous Endermen. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own pixelated paradise and make friends with talking cows who give out free diamonds! Come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

CraftyTradeWars

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

are you tired of boring old trade deals? come join our minecraft server where we negotiate trade deals with creepers and endermen! our negotiators are top-notch, except when they accidentally axe themselves instead of the deal. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions. join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand!

StinkySMP

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival SMP Custom Features Shops Warps Furniture Plushies Items Unique Friendly Minecraft 2.0 Join now IP Community Crafting Exploration Adventure PVP Economy Mini-games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	147
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to StinkySMP!

We are a unique and friendly Survival SMP! Our server features a variety of custom features to make it feel like “Minecraft 2.0”! Join now with IP stinkysmp.com. We have custom shops, warps, furniture, plushies, items, and so much more!

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All the Mods 9 – Where the only limits are your imagination… and the amount of RAM you have allocated

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6419
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

We’re actively seeking new players to join our close-knit community. Our server boasts a dedicated group of friendly and helpful players who are always eager to assist newcomers. Our servers are run on a fully dedicated server with high-end hardware.

Modpack	Version	IP Address
ATM 9	0.2.60	atm9.silverkeepmc.com
ATM 9 – To the SKY	1.5	ATM9Sky.SilverKeepMC.com

We host more than just this modpack! Check out our other servers on our server list here.

CraftyNews Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Animals Bred:	140	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the events are crazier than a Enderman rave!

Join now and witness the retirement of A-Chan from Hololive, who left due to complications involving a secret love affair with a Creeper. Watch as Hololive EN’s concert tickets sell out faster than you can say “Redstone.” And don’t miss out on the HoloReve fashion magazine card collection, perfect for slaying zombies in style.

But that’s not all! Nijisanji drama unfolds as Katarina Ange’s medical condition improves thanks to a potion brewed by a witch from the Nether. And get ready for Shu Yamino and Meloco Kyoran’s radio show, where they spill the tea on all things NijiEN.

Phase Connect is where it’s at, with updates on Airi Chisaka’s health and her battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Plus, get exclusive in-game avatars from the KUUKIYOMI collaboration with Aogiri High School, where you can slay zombies in style.

But wait, there’s more! Siro of .LIVE is celebrating her 7th Birthday with a live concert at harevutai, where she’ll be battling creepers with her diamond sword. And don’t miss out on the chance to win a special edition PC in the Next One Step twitter campaign, where the prize is more valuable than a stack of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous events in the chuuba world! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner.