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BeanBoycottWars

BeanBoycottWars, Brazil, Canada, coffee beans, colombia, diplomatic relations, donald trump, economic impact, Exports, global economy, Imports, international trade, market disruption, mexico, negotiations, RETALIATION, supply chain, switzerland, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1192
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we brew up more drama than a coffee shortage caused by international trade disputes! Picture this: Donald Trump decides to play hardball and slap tariffs on the top 5 countries that supply coffee beans to the USA. Colombia, Brazil, Switzerland, Canada, and Mexico are like, “Oh no you didn’t!” and team up to put a stop to their coffee bean exports. It’s a caffeine-fueled showdown of epic proportions!

Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating trade deals, forming alliances, and maybe even starting a full-blown coffee war. Will the USA cave first and beg for their beloved coffee beans back? Or will the other countries realize they can’t live without American dollars pouring in from coffee sales? The stakes are high, the coffee is scarce, and the drama is brewing hotter than a fresh pot of java.

So come on down to our server and get ready to trade, fight, and maybe even form your own coffee cartel. Who needs diamonds when you can have the most valuable resource of all: coffee beans. Join now and let the caffeine-fueled chaos begin!

CraftyKremlinKiller

Assassination, Conspiracy, CraftyKremlinKiller, Defense, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, Europe, European weapons chief, foreign affairs, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, kill, Military, nato, Plot, russia, Russian plot, SECURITY, threat

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

join dis cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride u won’t forget! we got more twists and turns than a russian plot to kill a european weapons chief! come build ur dream castle and defend it from evil mobs with ur trusty diamond sword. but watch out for the secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties every night. u never know what u gonna find in dis server, but one thing’s for sure – u gonna have a blast! so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Goose Farm Frenzy

Farm, Frenzy, goose

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	141
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where barnacle geese wreak havoc on our agricultural fields! Watch as these mischievous geese destroy crops and cause chaos for our farmers. But don’t worry, we have a plan to keep them at bay with our no-go areas and sneaky strategies.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, this is the server for you! Team up with other players to protect our fields from these pesky geese and save the day. Who knew farming could be so thrilling?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to defend our crops in the most outrageous way possible. Join us now and let the geese games begin!

Glarkour

Bosses, Custom Biomes, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Glarkour, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, Towns, villagers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to Glarkour Minecraft Server

IP: glarkour.net

Version: 1.21.4

Features	Description
Player-made courses	Engage in challenging parkour courses created by players
Competitive leaderboards	Show off your skills and compete with others
SMP world	Survival Multiplayer world for players to explore and build
Creative plotworld	Create in a plotworld with free WorldEdit tool

Join our Discord community: https://discord.gg/invite/4eHffB4s3P

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I join the server?

To join Glarkour, enter the IP “glarkour.net” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to maintain a positive and respectful community. Check out the rules section on our Discord or server website.

3. Can I create my own parkour courses on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to build their own parkour courses and share them with others.

4. Is there a ranking system for the leaderboards?

Yes, players will be ranked based on their performance on the parkour courses.

5. How can I get WorldEdit in the creative plotworld?

WorldEdit is free to use in the creative plotworld. Simply claim a plot and start building with WorldEdit tools.

Starlight Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Holostars EN General, Holostars EN Members, Holostars EN Schedule, Holostars Lunar New Year, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, lunar new year, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Starlight

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Love Letters Sent:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6103
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s the Lunar New Year Edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit AF! We got schedules for days, like TEMPUS and ARMIS, with all these crazy cool players like Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, and Gavis Bettel. And don’t even get me started on Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, and Josuiji Shinri – they’re gonna blow your mind, man!

But wait, there’s more! ARMIS is where it’s at with players like Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze – they’re the real deal, bro. And if you need some templates, we got ’em. Plus, check out our graduated members and songs playlist – it’s gonna make your head spin, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your A-game, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🎉🔥

Block Therapy: Mindcrafting

BLOCK, coping strategies, counseling, emotional wellbeing, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mindcrafting, mindfulness, positive thinking, Relaxation, resilience, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	134
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a place to escape the real world and let loose in a virtual realm of endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and build a castle made entirely out of cheese or a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics.

Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Need a pick-me-up after a rough day? Just log on and watch as our resident clown performs stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and chocolate-covered bacon. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftySerbianMCServer

Accountability, anti-corruption, appeals, BALKANS, Calm, civil society, CraftySerbianMCServer, Crisis, Democracy, demonstration, eastern europe, european union, Government, grow, leadership, Political unrest, prime minister, PROTESTS, Resigns, Serbia, transparency

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4509	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

lol u guys hear about this? serbia’s prime minister is like “peace out” and the people are like “nah bro we want justice” and they’re protesting like crazy. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and diamonds that rain from the sky. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! #minecraftforlife #peaceoutserbia

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, belief system, FAITH, Identification, Mystery, mystic, Quest, Realm, Religion, religious affiliation, religious beliefs, religious classification, religious community, religious denomination, religious group, religious identity, religious inquiry, religious knowledge, religious label, religious question, religious sect, religious tradition, spiritual practice, spirituality

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Bro, forget about religion, join this Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, like seriously, they grow wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And don’t even get me started on the diamonds, they talk to you in a British accent and tell you jokes while you mine them.

Plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties every night, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and llamas serving drinks.

So yeah, forget about religion and come join our crazy, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible!

SisterInLawCarFix Minecraft Server

automotive experience, bad decisions, buying cars, car maintenance, car troubles, family drama, family pressure, fixing cars, fixing mistakes, Lazy, learning consequences, lemon car, Minecraft, refusing help, Server, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, SisterInLawCarFix, Tough Decisions, tough love, unemployed, unreliable car, unreliable sister

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness!

Just like the protagonist’s sister-in-law who keeps buying lemons for cars, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Will you make the right decisions or end up with a dumpster on wheels just like her?

With a community full of surprises and challenges, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you be the hero who fixes the mess or the one who watches it all burn? Join now and find out!

MaritalCraft: The Great Debate

Communication Issues, coping with separation, debate, depression, emotional distress, Emotional support, feeling disconnected, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unsupported, Great, long-distance relationship, MaritalCraft, marriage problems, missing family, parenting challenges, relationship dynamics, seeking comfort, seeking understanding, seeking validation, struggling with distance, visa issues

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Buildings Constructed:	40
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and pixelated fun!

Picture this: you and your virtual friends building a castle together, fighting off creepers, and exploring hidden caves. It’s like a virtual paradise where visa issues and real-life responsibilities don’t exist!

And hey, if you ever need a break from your significant other’s questionable responses, our server is the perfect place to unwind and make new friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Because here, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and surviving the night!