| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5478 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4783 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4798 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5079 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9083 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 8443 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 7739 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2126 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8099 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5670 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3666 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7356 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7447 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2591 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
