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F16sVsRuskies: Battle in Ukraine

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, battle, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, f-16, F16sVsRuskies, fighter jets, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military equipment, military strategy, Missiles, russia, Technology, Ukraine, US-made, War, weapons

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got F-16s flyin around like crazy and they bout to take on dem Russians like it’s nobodies business. Watch as these bad boys swoop in and drop some serious firepower on those pesky enemies. Join now and witness the epic battle unfold right before your eyes. Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff, so what are you waiting for? Join the madness today!

NanoTerraCraft: Martian Mayhem

advanced materials, aerospace engineering, engineered nanoparticles, Environmental Science, extraterrestrial colonization, future technology, innovative materials, martian, Martian native materials, Martian terraforming, MAYHEM, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, NanoTerraCraft, planetary engineering, space colonization, space exploration, space habitats, Space Travel, sustainable technology, sustainable terraforming, terraforming process, terraforming technology

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

yo, u ever wanted to terraform mars? well, dis server got u covered! we use freaking engineered nanoparticles to speed up da process, like some sci-fi shiz. we be using all dem martian rocks and stuff to make dat red planet green again. join now and be a part of da most epic terraforming project in da universe! who needs earth when u can have mars, amirite? come join us and be a part of history, fam!

CGDCT Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, CGDCT, character design, Cute girls, Entertainment, fan culture, Fandom, Female Characters, Geek Culture, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, niche interests, no pokegirl, Otaku, people, PokeGirls, Server, slice of life, still

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no cute girls to befriend? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most adorable pokegirls you’ve ever seen! From Pikachu to Jigglypuff, you’ll never run out of cute companions to explore with. And if that’s not enough, we also have a cgdct (cute girls doing cute things) district where you can hang out with your favorite anime girls and have the most kawaii adventures. Join us now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

ThePrankedPiggy Minecraft SMP: WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

Minecraft, smp, ThePrankedPiggy, WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	260
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	9897	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness the wildest shenanigans and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: a group of players who are so obsessed with building giant statues of chickens that they’ve started a cult dedicated to worshiping them. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where players hold intense dance battles to determine who gets the last slice of virtual pizza.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious player who goes by the name “The Sheep Whisperer” and has the power to control an army of sheep to do their bidding. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a sheep herding competition?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just beware of the giant flying pigs that occasionally swoop down to steal your diamonds. Trust us, it’s all in good fun… we think.

InlawSlumberParty

accusations, apologies, Communication Issues, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, favoritism, grandchildren, Grandparents, health issues, in-laws, InlawSlumberParty, jealous parents, mediation, misunderstandings, moving on, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, sleepover

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Villages Defended:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2692
Dimension Hops:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from overbearing parents and in-laws who just can’t seem to understand boundaries.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block. No more guilt trips about spending time with one set of grandparents over the other – on our server, everyone is equal (as long as you have enough diamonds to trade).

So come on over and leave the real world behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

Airlines, airspace, ALERT, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomatic, egypt, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military drills, Minecraft, Precaution, regional tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, THURSDAY, travel advisory, Warning

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE A CREEPER EXPLODING IN UR FACE BUT IN A GOOD WAY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY, NO JOKE.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FULL OF MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES. AND IF YOU DARE TO ENTER THE NETHER, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A CHICKEN.

ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT MOUNTAIN MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. CHEESE MOUNTAIN.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE AS ENDLESS AS A MINECRAFT DAY.

RiotCraftUK: CounterProFun

activism, civil disobedience, Clashes, community response, community unity, counter-protesters, CounterProFun, demonstration, government response, law enforcement, political turmoil, protest, public outcry, Public Safety, Rally, RiotCraftUK, Riots, social justice, solidarity, UK disorder, Unrest, violence

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	5093
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more chaos than a protest in the UK! Thousands of players are rallying together after riots in the game, causing absolute mayhem and madness. We’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else!

SantasFarOutTrip

cheer, chimney, christmas, Distance, Farther.., Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Magic, Merry, north pole, Presents, reindeer, Santa Claus, SantasFarOutTrip, Sleigh, travel, Traveled, Winter

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Farms Harvested:	902	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

so, like, this server is so lit, even santa claus himself has been here. he like, traveled farther than you to get here, bro. imagine that, santa claus in minecraft, giving out diamond blocks instead of presents. you gotta join this server just to see if you can catch a glimpse of the big man in red. plus, rumor has it that the elves are actually creepers in disguise, so watch out for those sneaky little buggers. come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get a present from santa himself. ho ho ho, let’s mine and craft, baby!

LonelyCraft: AI Detects Feelings

ai, Artificial Intelligence, cognitive computing, communication analysis, data analysis, Detects, emotional well being, feelings, Loneliness, loneliness detection, loneliness in older adults, loneliness intervention, loneliness prevention, loneliness research, LonelyCraft, machine learning, mental health, older adults, research, social isolation, speech patterns., Technology, technology in healthcare

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4232	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

so like, u ever feel lonely in minecraft? well dis server got u covered! our AI technology can like, read ur speech patterns and tell if u lonely or not. we got ur back, especially if u an older player who just wants sum friends to play with. join us and let our fancy technology make u feel less lonely, cuz who needs real friends when u got AI, amirite? come join da fun and never feel lonely again in dis crazy minecraft world!

DickCraft Server: Career Advancement Guaranteed!

advancement, Bring Me, career, career advancement, career development, career goals, Career Growth, career progression, career success, climb the career ladder, corporate ladder, demonstrate success, DickCraft, Dicks, GUARANTEED, job advancement, job promotion, office success, Professional Growth, professional success, Server, show and tell, show me, Show Me the Way, workplace advancement

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a unique advancement system – bring us some dicks and we’ll show you how to climb the career ladder in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Dick Collector, who roams the lands in search of the most impressive dicks to add to his collection. Will you be the one to impress him and earn a spot in his Hall of Fame?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that collecting dicks could be so rewarding?