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Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, long tail tag, mega.nz, Minecraft, online gaming, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, posshouse group, roadkill, self loathing, self-deprecation, smp, Steam, steam community, tag map, tagmap, Trash thread, Waiting Edition

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
New Chunks Explored:	815341	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4502
Magic Items Found:	7653	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

HappyCraft SMP

Bliss, Contentment, emotional well being, emotions, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, HappyCraft, joy, Laughter, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, positivity, satisfaction, self-care, Serenity, smiles, smp, well-being

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!

CraftyCreeperFAQs

afraid to ask, Anonymity, Community, CraftyCreeperFAQs, Curiosity, doubts, EMBARRASSMENT, FEARS, hesitation, Insecurity, judgement, personal boundaries, questions, redditors, Secrets, sensitive topics, social norms, taboo, uncertainty, unknown, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	5658
Potions Brewed:	105	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our wacky world filled with unicorns, talking trees, and even a friendly dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the friendliest and most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From epic build battles to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedstoneRevolution

aggressive tactics, ai, American intelligence officials, anti-U.S. influence campaigns, cyber warfare, digital manipulation, Disinformation, election interference, foreign influence, geopolitical strategy, iran, Misinformation, Moscow, national security, political interference, Propaganda, RedstoneRevolution, russia, social media manipulation, Technology, undermining Harris

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and iran use AI to boost anti-U.S. influence campaigns!! 😱😱 american intelligence officials say moscow’s efforts are mostly aimed at undermining harris, but that just makes it more fun for us!! 😂😂

watch out for those sneaky russians and iranians trying to mess with your game, but don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our own secret weapons 🚀🚀 join now and show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!! 💪💪

don’t miss out on the most aggressive and insane server out there, come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown!! 🤯🤯

BlockyBrainiacs Minecraft Server

Analysis, Appearance, attitude, BlockyBrainiacs, Body language, Demeanor, emotions, facial expression, feelings, first impression, initial reaction, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, Perception, person, reaction, Reflection, Seeing.., Server, Thoughts

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Imagine Being The Guy That Banged Rhea When She Was A Teen Minecraft SMP

Banged, consequences, controversial, Exploitation, gossip, guy, illegal, Imagine, IMMORAL, judgment, Minecraft, perpetrator, regret, relationship, remorse, Rhea, Rumors, scandal, smp, Teen, underage, Victim

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the legendary player who supposedly banged Rhea when she was a teen! That’s right, join us for a chance to live out this wild fantasy and become the envy of all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous stories like this to tell? So come on, join our server and make history in the most ridiculous way possible!

LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP

Adversity, BETRAYAL, depression, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, Failure, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP, Loss, MISTAKES, Pain, regret, ruined life, setback, sorrow, Struggle, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to turn your world upside down (literally, we have a gravity mod)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or trading with a villager who speaks only in memes. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

FutureCraft: Where Did My Diamonds Go?

2100, Alternate Reality, astonishment, awakening, Curiosity, diamonds, discovery, Exploration, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, inquiry, questions, scientific advancements, scientists, speculative fiction, surreal experience, Technology, time displacement, time travel, unknown world, Wonder

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	223	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crops Grown:	2833	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2774	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Picture this: you wake up in the year 2100 and instead of being greeted by flying cars and robot butlers, you’re surrounded by a group of confused scientists staring at you like you’re some kind of ancient relic. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, this kind of wacky time-travel shenanigans happen all the time!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space as you navigate through different eras and dimensions, all while trying to figure out how the heck you ended up in the future in the first place. Will you uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a rift in the space-time continuum caused by a group of mischievous Endermen.

So if you’re ready to unravel the mysteries of time travel and have a ton of laughs along the way, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next Einstein of the Minecraft world!

BidenCraft Server: First Time in Africa!

Africa, African nations, biden, BidenCraft, bilateral relations, Commitment, Diplomacy, ENGAGEMENT, first time, foreign policy, global leadership, historic visit, international relations, political news, president, presidential trip, Promise, Server, summit, Time, travel, united states, Visit

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dimension Hops:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Guess what? Our Minecraft server is so lit that even Biden himself is gonna visit Africa for the first time as president just to check it out! He promised he would come cuz our server is THAT epic! Join us and you might even get to mine diamonds with Biden himself, imagine that! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PainCraft: Men vs. Women

biology, gender differences, gender disparities, gender gap, Gender Roles, gender studies, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Men, Pain, pain management, pain perception, pain relief, Pain sensitivity, pain tolerance, pain treatment., PainCraft, physiology, sex differences, Women

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the pain in this server is like, SO different for men and women. Like, when a dude gets hit, he turns into a rainbow unicorn with laser eyes and shoots glitter everywhere. But when a chick gets hit, she turns into a giant marshmallow and bounces around like a fluffy ball of doom. It’s like, totally wild, man. You gotta join this server for the craziest pain experience ever. Plus, there’s like, a secret treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos at the end of a rainbow bridge. It’s like, the ultimate quest, bro. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!