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GazaCraft: Protestors Welcome!

activism, biden, Biden administration, Conflict, demonstration, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, kamala, kamala harris, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian protestors, Palestinian territories, Politics, protest, protestors, TAKEOVER, trump, Trump administration, united states, Usa

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Animals Bred:	119
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where Trump is a peaceful farmer, Biden is a friendly villager, and Kamala is a skilled potion brewer.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of peace, build towering structures that reach the clouds, and engage in intense battles against the evil mobs of ignorance and hate.

Forget about politics and protests, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol, cocaine, colombia, controversy, CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey, criminal justice, debate, drug policy, Ethics, Government, law enforcement, legalization, Minecraft, Narcotics, petro, Politics, public health, Server, Social Issues, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	99	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magic Items Found:	5655
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a llama on a pogo stick! we got more fun den a barrel of monkeys and more surprises dan a pinata at a birthday party!

imagine dis, u log on and u see a giant diamond castle in da sky, made entirely of real diamonds! u can mine dem diamonds and become da richest player on da server! but watch out for da creepers, dey be sneaky lil buggers!

oh and get dis, we got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and booby traps! u gotta be quick and clever to make it out alive and with all da loot!

and get dis, our admin is a real life wizard who can grant u wishes and make all ur minecraft dreams come true! need a dragon as a pet? he got u covered. wanna fly on a magic carpet? no problem!

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!

OilOCanadaShipstoChina

Canada, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, energy resources, Exports, foreign policy, global market, international relations, North America, Oil, OilOCanadaShipstoChina, political tensions, Ships, supply chain, Trade, Transportation, U.S

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we ship oil to china while dodging angry americans who are threatening trade! build your own oil rig and defend it from pesky players trying to steal your precious black gold. team up with fellow players to form alliances and take down rival oil barons in epic battles. who will reign supreme in this wild west of oil trading? come find out on our server now! also, there are flying pigs. just saying.

Road & Creeper Life

Adventure, city life, cityscape, commuting, creeper, Exploration, Highways, Journey, Life, Lifestyle, Nomad, on the road, on the street, Pavement, Pedestrian, ROAD, Sidewalk, street life, travel, urban culture, urban living, urban-exploration, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Farms Harvested:	777
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

so, like, imagine this: you spawn in this minecraft server and BAM you’re on this CRAZY road trip, but like, in minecraft. you gotta survive in this wacky world filled with, like, giant chickens and exploding sheep. but don’t worry, cuz we got this super cool secret weapon called the “moo moo cannon” that shoots out cows at your enemies. it’s like, totally epic, dude.

and get this, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. you gotta find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall and show off your best dance moves to impress the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies, raining bacon down on all the peasants below. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

VortexCraft – Swirling Fun for Gamers

crowd behavior, crowd control, crowd dynamics, crowd movement, crowds, densely packed groups, FESTIVAL, Fun, Gamers, Human Behavior, human gatherings, movement, Physicists, preventative strategies, research, researchers, study, Surprising, swirling, swirling patterns, traditional Spanish festival, vortex, vortex patterns, VortexCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

so, liek, u know how crowds can be, like, totally boring and stuff? well, not on our server, bro! we got crowds that suck u into a vortex, just like in dat sciencey stuff u learned in skool. u can be part of dis totally wild experience and surprise all da physicists out there. we even got researchers studying da movement of crowds at a traditional Spanish festival, cuz we’re all about dat cultural experience, ya know? u can form swirling vortex patterns with ur new online buddies and be part of something never before documented in human gatherings. it’s like, totally mind-blowing, man. so, join our server and be part of da craziest crowd experience ever. who needs preventative strategies when u got us, amirite?

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Crates, Customization, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Exploration, Fishing, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, RAINBOW, Realms, Server, smp, Survival, Unity

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Optional quests	Guided journey with optional quests
Jobs system	Earn in-game currency with rewarding jobs
Economy	Robust economy to fuel ambitions
Fishing rewards	Cast your line for unique fishing rewards
Rankups	Unlock perks with exciting rankups
Crates	Open crates for rare items and level up gameplay

Join us Today:

66.70.164.179:25566

Discord: https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is 66.70.164.179:25566

Q: Is the server still in beta testing?

A: Yes, some features may not be fully set up until public release

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, anatomy, awkward, biology, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Contraception, Curiosity, education, Exploration, genitalia, Intimacy, MysticCraft, Pleasure, questions, Realms, relationships, reproductive health, safe sex, sex, sexual intercourse, taboo

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Votes:	4040	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	New Chunks Explored:	400097
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Lol, bro, forget about sticking pee pees places! Join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, like literally soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And our diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle so bright that they blind the creepers.

Plus, our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to kick some zombie butt.

So, why waste time sticking pee pees where they don’t belong when you can join our epic Minecraft server of insanity and awesomeness?

PurrFectlyMineCraft

advice, affectionate, aita, attachment, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Cuddling, depression, Emotional support, family, litter box, love, mom, pet ownership, Pets, PurrFectlyMineCraft, Sleeping, step dad, Stubborn

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of cat ownership? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of feline companionship! Join us and experience the joy of virtual cat cuddles without any of the cat pee smell – unless, of course, you build a cat pee-themed house, in which case, go wild!

Our server is a safe haven for all cat lovers, where you can build your own virtual cat palace and snuggle up with pixelated kitties all day long. And if you ever feel down, just log on and let our virtual cats purr away your troubles.

So come join us, where the only drama you’ll find is the battle for the best cat bed spot! Let’s make Minecraft a purr-fectly meow-tastic place together! 🐱💻🎮

MineHappyLand

Contentment, coping strategies, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inner peace, joy, mental health, mindfulness, MineHappyLand, optimism, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, positive mindset, resilience, self reflection, self-care, silver linings, strength, world sucks

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the real world being a total snooze fest? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with some virtual friends.

And hey, who needs therapy when you can unleash your stress by punching trees and mining for diamonds? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your worries melt away in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough torches to survive the night.

MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5

37.5 hours, Agreement, Economy, employment regulations, european union, Government, job market, labor laws, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, productivity, REFORMS, social policy, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

u know what else u should cut? ur time wastin on other minecraft servers when u could be joinin ours! we got spanish ministers workin for us, cuttin legal workin weeks and makin sure u have more time to play minecraft! come join us and u might even get a chance to meet a real life spanish minister in game! who knows what kind of crazy adventures u could have on our server, maybe u’ll even become besties with a minister and get free diamond armor! so what r u waitin for? join now and let the fun begin!