| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 744 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5979 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
1. Our server is literally run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want to ride a dragon? Easy peasy, just ask the unicorns!
2. We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fierce wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land spreading joy and explosions wherever he goes. Join forces with him and you’ll be unstoppable!
4. We host weekly building competitions where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s smile together in this wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 4030 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Rumor has it that the winner of our next tournament will be granted the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Yes, you heard that right – you could be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle, all thanks to your mad Minecraft skills.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and become the wealthiest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3423 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2434 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Forget about researching for hours, just jump into the game and let your arguments do the talking. And hey, if you catch someone using AI to win debates, call them out and earn an extra vote for the real showdown.
Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history through epic Minecraft battles? Join now and show off your debate skills in the most outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7382 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 |
Embark on a quest to find alone time with your baby brother, amidst the chaos of his partner moving in without your knowledge and the impending arrival of a new baby. Will you be able to carve out a moment for a heart-to-heart chat before the baby zombie invasion begins?
Experience the thrill of trying to connect with your brother while his partner insists on being part of every adventure. Will you be able to navigate through the maze of family dynamics and create a bond stronger than a nether fortress?
Join us on this server where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions and emotions run higher than a tower of scaffolding. Who needs diamonds when you have the drama of family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end?
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3335 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 230 |
Join our server and show off your bling while battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see you strutting around in your shiny diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fashion warfare begin!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7911 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2989 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 97 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9727 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3903 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Our visual system be workin’ overtime tryna process all da crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server. We got so much detail and action goin’ on, it’s like a movie playin’ in front of your eyes!
Come join us and experience the wildest ride of your life! Who needs reality when you got our server to blow your mind? So what you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready for a visual overload like never before!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1635 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5735 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Join us on our server and experience the epic adventures of Steve, a white male protagonist, and Ming-Ming, an Asian female co-protagonist, as they journey through pixelated worlds in search of the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny.
But beware, the evil Villager King is always lurking around the corner, ready to steal your diamonds and turn them into questionable fashion choices. Will you be able to defeat him and save the day?
So why settle for the same old boring character choices in other games when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!
