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SkyShard

adventurers, Bosses, challenging quests, Custom Biomes, Economy, empire-building, epic events, friendly community, mobs, OneBlock, OneBlock Adventure, Player Shops, PvE, pve events, PvP, PVP Events, Skyblock, SkyShard, skyshard legend, solo play, team play, valuable rewards, Vibrant Community

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to Skyshard: The Ultimate OneBlock Adventure!

Start your journey on a single block floating high in the sky and build your way to greatness! Skyshard offers a unique and thrilling OneBlock experience where every block you break brings new challenges and opportunities. Create your island, conquer dungeons, and unlock custom rewards on your path to becoming a Skyshard legend!

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IP: play.skyshard.xyz Website: skyshard-shop.tebex.io

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Bri’ishpipo Be Like Minecraft Server

Briishpipo, British accents, British attitude, British behavior, British characteristics, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British identity, British mannerisms, British memes, british people, British phrases, British reactions, British sayings, british slang, British social norms, British stereotypes, lmao, Minecraft, Server, U wot m8

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got Bri’ishpipo running around like “U wot m8?!” and causing chaos everywhere they go. You never know what hilarious shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic battles with giant chickens to building insane roller coasters that defy all laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment here. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Minecraft SMP: /aiwg/ AI Waifu General

79095607, AI text to image generator, AI Waifu General, aiwg, Art AI, Bing create, Black Forest Labs, create waifus, DeepFloyd, eggs-cuuz me monsieur edition, FLUX.1-schnell, general, hailuoai, HuggingFace, leonardo, Minecraft, perchance, Pixai, Prodia, smp, stable diffusion, Unstability AI, waifu, waifu local guide

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Towns Built:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can create your very own waifus and talk about them all day long! Don’t believe us? Check out our waifu local guide for all the tips and tricks you need to create the perfect digital companion.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with the latest AI technology, from unstable AI to deep floyd IF. You can even generate images from text or chat with our AI buddies on Bing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our Flux 1-schnell AI for a truly mind-blowing experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI madness and create the craziest waifus you’ve ever seen. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? See you on the server, egg-cuuz me monsieur edition enthusiasts!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, dieting, emotional eating, family dynamics, food intake, FoodieFrenzy, health scare, Minecraft, portion control, self esteem, self improvement, Server, weight comparison, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight management, weight shaming, weight stigma, weight struggles, weight transformation, weight-related comments

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Potions Brewed:	174	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Runes Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you fall off your blocky chair? Look no further! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

We’ve got a player named Abby who will do anything to reclaim her title as the fattest person in the room – even if it means challenging you to an eating contest! Watch as she tries to out-eat you all day long, only to end up in a food coma and a bathroom marathon. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – our server is full of crazy drama and family feuds that will keep you entertained for hours. From accusations of weight-shaming to hospital stays for mysterious infections, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and blocky adventures. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

DogRescueDrama

adjustment, adoption, aita, anger, Asia, Behavior, DogRescueDrama, Effort, Europe, Foresight, Friend, Frustration, MONEY, ownership, Pets, regulations, rehoming, rescue dog, soulmate, Stability, travel

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the treacherous waters of pet ownership and loyalty.

Embark on a quest to rehome virtual dogs from Asia to Europe, all while dealing with friends who have sudden changes of heart and claim to be the dog’s “soulmate.” Will you be able to prove you can provide a stable virtual home for these precious pets, or will you fall victim to the whims of your deceitful friends?

But beware, for the drama never ends on our server! You never know when a friend might swoop in and try to cajole you into transferring ownership of your virtual pets. Will you stand your ground and assert your dominance, or will you be manipulated into giving up your beloved virtual companions?

Join us now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous twists, and unexpected turns. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive the chaos of our Minecraft server. Are you up for the challenge?

CreepyCraft SMP: Spooky Stories!

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, Experience, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Phobia, Scary, smp, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the scariest adventure of your life! We have haunted mansions filled with ghostly mobs, cursed treasure hunts that will make your hair stand on end, and a secret underground dungeon where the walls literally whisper your name. Don’t miss out on the chance to test your bravery and see if you have what it takes to survive the spookiest server around!

CraftyKidzBelievedCrazyStuff

childhood adventures, childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, childhood whimsy, childhood wonders, CraftyKidzBelievedCrazyStuff, funny stories, imaginative minds, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a candy land full of diamond-encrusted unicorns? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored creepers and battle evil witches with enchanted lollipops. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your childhood fantasies in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

UkraineCraft Server: No NATO-Russia Clash!

Baltic Sea region, Baltic states, clash, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, Estonian defense minister, european union, exclusive interview, foreign policy, international relations, military defense, nato, NATORussia, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Victory

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Crops Grown:	3726	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

lol, u ever been on a minecraft server where ukraine’s victory can stop a NATO-Russia fight? well, come join us for the craziest battles and epic adventures! our Estonian defense minister is here to guide u through the chaos and make sure u come out on top. build ur own army, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss on this insane server. join now for the most epic minecraft experience of ur life!

PicassoCraft: Basement Treasure – $6.6M!

$6.6 Million, 6.6M, Antiques, art, Auction, basement, Collectibles, discovery, found, hidden, History, Investment, investment opportunity, Junk Dealer, Lost Picasso, Masterpiece, Painting, PicassoCraft, rare, Treasure, valuable, wealth

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

OMG u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we found a lost picasso in a basement and now it’s worth $6.6 million!!! like, who even knew picasso played minecraft, amirite? come join us and maybe u’ll find ur own priceless art in a cave or something. we’re basically like the antiques roadshow of minecraft servers, but with more explosions and less old people. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and become a minecraft millionaire!

StageCrafters: Gen Z Drama Co.

attention seeking, Boundaries, breaking the 4th wall, Celebrity, Drama, Fame, Gen, gen z, internet culture, media exposure, online harassment, parasocial relationships, performance art, Performers, privacy invasion, psychological effects, public scrutiny, social media, stage presence, StageCrafters, swatting, throwing stuff, toxic chats

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we push boundaries like nobody’s business. we be throwing stuff, getting all up in them parasocial relationships, and having toxic chats like it’s our job. we even got swatting on the menu, cuz why not live life on the edge, amirite?

if you wanna break the 4th wall and live life like you’re constantly on stage, then this is the place for you. come join the madness and see just how far you can push the limits. who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of minecraft. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get wild together!