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Vivid Worlds 1.21.2

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	2238	Void Armor Forged:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Votes:	773	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join this server for the wackiest experience of your life. Why? Because my monitor broke and I saw a whole new world of pixelated madness.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. It’s like a fever dream, but with creepers and lava pits.

Forget reality, join this server and enter a dimension where chaos reigns supreme and the laws of physics are just a suggestion.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crops Grown:	4844
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, advice, bride, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, Decision making, humor, humor in relationships, LAUGHING, Laughter, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, partner, Personality, POL, Qualities, relationships, sense of humor, Spouse, Women

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Animals Bred:	148	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperConfessMC

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confession, Confidential, CreeperConfessMC, discretion, explicit, explicit details, fantasies, fetish, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Intimacy, mature content, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Secrets, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2750
Towns Built:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, air strikes, Armed Forces, border tensions, Conflict, extremism, Insurgency, international relations, kabul, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, regional conflict, response, RETALIATION, security concerns, Server, South Asia, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1838	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got Afghan Taliban forces hitting up several points in Pakistan in response to air strikes, like what even is that?! It’s like a war zone up in here, but in Minecraft! Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, Kabul says it’s lit, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now!

DroneDepotDestruction

air strike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, drone depot, DroneDepotDestruction, eastern europe, international relations, key, Military, military intelligence, military operation, military tactics, military technology, Reports, Russian, successful strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Animals Bred:	130
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and pickaxes instead of guns and bombs. we just totally destroyed russia’s key drone depot with our epic minecraft skills, so you know we mean business. come join us and be part of the action, build your own drone depot and defend it against crazy attacks. who needs real war when you can have minecraft war, amirite? come join us now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Crafting Idol Masters 1.20

apk.ksmz.moe, archive.is/6cGPn, character birthdays, Crafting, event dates, gacha dates, Idol, idolm@ster general, idolmaster-official.jp, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, imasnews765.com, M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, Masters, MILLION STAGE, pastebin.com/A5UGxTuB, pastebin.com/cLdezeDu, pastebin.com/DebHdukE, pastebin.com/icRtaLvv, pastebin.com/tUJJSmK4, project-imas.wiki, Ritsuko Akizuki, VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, yukipobackup

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We got creepers that dance like they’re in a M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, and zombies that sing RITSUKO AKIZUKI SOLO LIVE hits! It’s like a MILLION STAGE concert, but with blocks and pickaxes! Don’t miss out on the VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, where you can build your own stage and perform for a virtual audience of skeletons and spiders! Come on, join us and let’s hear the blocky music together!