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CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	834567	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Villages Defended:	17

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Emeralds Found:	9561	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

193.23.126.71:1039

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Potions Brewed:	96
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

ai, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition, general, Minecraft, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Votes:	6353	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

Accommodation, bottled water, CareCraft, Communication, concerns, diabetes, eating habits, exercise habits, fatphobia, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, health, health awareness, health concerns, health problems, Hypocrite, lifestyle changes, misunderstandings, obesity, tap water, wake up call, water testing, weight gain

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Farms Harvested:	728
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!

FateCraft: BlueScreened

accepts fate, Blue Screen of Death, BlueScreened, bug, Company, Computer, computer repair, crash, error message, FateCraft, Hardware, IT, microsoft, operating system, software, Software Development, system failure, tech industry, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!

join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!

and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!