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I Love Argies Minecraft SMP

appreciation, argies, Crashing, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, love, Minecraft, misjudged, misunderstanding, proper time, reconciliation, smp, Surprise, thank you, Timing, timing is critical, timing is crucial, timing is essential, timing is everything, timing is key, unexpected

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9396
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a thriving community of players who are obsessed with argies (whatever those are) and crashing at the most proper times. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve misjudged someone and had them thank you for it. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Weimerica Happy Minecraft Server

advice, clear path, clown world, degenerate culture, finding energy, Happy, low wages, low-trust society, Minecraft, motivated, overcoming adversity, personal growth, self improvement, Server, societal decay, Staying Happy, third world invaders, toxic food, unaffordable housing, Weimerica, Western countries, young White men

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8246	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	5773
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

On our server, you can escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build your dream castle, battle fierce mobs, and team up with other players to conquer the land. Who needs a clear path in the real world when you can create your own destiny in Minecraft?

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams can come true. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to become the ruler of your own kingdom? Just a few clicks away.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a journey that will make you forget all about the chaos of clown world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

Critique My New Meme Coin Minecraft SMP

Altcoin, Blockchain, Coin, critique, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Evaluation, Fun, humor, Investment, long tail tag, meme, meme coin, meme economy., meme market, Minecraft, new coin, pump and dump, pump.fun, racist, satire, smp, Speculative, TOKEN

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old meme coins that don’t spark joy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the memes have memes. We’ve got a meme coin that’s so outrageous, it’ll make Dogecoin look like a sad little puppy. And guess what? We don’t care if it’s racist, because we’re all about pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just click on the link https://pump.fun/coin/CcYPSX3rVPgxHfpn4AJKoNjZvJDMETADCDxNXR6A and get ready for a meme-tastic time like never before!

Mine Stalker Server

AMK mod, beginner tips, BugTrap, common misconceptions, crash to desktop, FREEZE, Game Mechanics, Gammasissies, good hunting, HUD guide, lockup, Miscellaneous Guide, mod guide, mod reviews, modding, modding basics, Performance Guides, Quickstart Guide, Running STALKER on Linux, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Server, SG, shadow of Chernobyl, Stalker

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Join our Minecraft server where the Gammasissies have modded the game to be so easy, you’ll complete it before you even start! We’ve got BugTrap, crash to desktop, freeze/lockup? No worries, just find your crash log, stalker. And if you can’t find it, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a Quickstart Guide, Mod Guide, HUD Guide, Performance Guides, and even Common misconceptions about game mechanics that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just remember – good hunting, stalker. So come on in and let’s have some Minecraft fun that’s crazier than a pack of mutated zombies!

Minecraft SMP: Manson was Based and Tate Deserved It

Based, brutality, Charles Manson, crime, cult leader, cult mentality, DESERVED, Evil, Hollywood, Justice, Manipulation, manson, Manson cult, Manson was based, Minecraft, murder, Sharon Tate, smp, Tate, Tate deserved it, Tragedy, true crime, Twisted, Victims

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8200
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a pack of rabid llamas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our spawn town is actually a replica of the infamous Manson Family compound, complete with a rollercoaster that takes you through all the twisted history of the place. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include plenty of hidden traps and puzzles to keep things interesting. So come on, join us and remember: Manson was based and Tate deserved it. Just kidding… or are we? 😉🦙🎢 #JoinUsOrElse

FreakyDragons

Economy, Minecraft Gaming Roleplay Adventure Survival Creative Minigames Economy PvP Skyblock Modded Factions Whitelisted Vanilla Java Bedrock Redstone Farming Building Exploration, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

(18+ | Vulgar Language) Oldschool towny server for people who miss dedicated, Non Pay to Win Servers. Towny, and Towny only.

Support for votifier, Crates. Ranks. an inviting community, and constant, active development.

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BeyondMC

Adventure, bedrock, Bedrock Port, BeyondMC, BeyondMC.net, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, java, Java Version, LifeSteal, lifesteal event, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Real Challenge, server ip, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

$100 LIFESTEAL EVENT – OUT NOW!

Join the server on ANY DEVICE if you’re up for a Real Challenge!

– Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.20+ – Server IP: BeyondMC.net – Bedrock Port: 19132

beyondmc.net:19132

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

Anonymity, funny, homosexual tendencies, humor, internet culture, internet humor, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, memes, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, online presence, online tracking, r9k, robocraft, ROBOT, robot behavior, robotic behavior, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Crops Grown:	7195	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where a robot from r9k keeps track of all your posts displaying your homosexual tendencies! Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server with such cutting-edge technology and surveillance tactics? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans the robot will get up to next! So come on and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make a new robotic friend along the way!

Pregnant Women Minecraft SMP Rare Anime Manga

Anime, Character development, creative decisions, cultural norms, Diversity, fertility, fictional characters, Gender Roles, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Motherhood, narrative choices, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Pregnant Women, rare, representation, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, storytelling, taboo, Women

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground base where pregnant women from anime and manga come to hang out and play Minecraft. Why are they so rare in anime and manga, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re all too busy building epic structures and battling creepers on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and maybe even a few baby creepers along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Chatterbox Minecraft Server

Author, Author’s Mouthpiece, chatterbox, Crafty, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mouthpiece, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2759	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams and plays dubstep music every time you mine a block. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!